I have previously revealed one of the darkest secrets of our government. It's now time to revisit that secret with a follow up report.
When you understand what is really happening, you will have sympathy for Joe Biden. Never mind the myriad crimes which can be attributed to the Biden family, including Joe himself, the president is innocent. This is today's Joe Biden, and it's time to move on from placing blame.
Today's Joe Biden is not yesterday's Joe Biden. Yesterday's Joe Biden is dead and gone. Long gone, like dozens of Joe Bidens ago.
Today's Joe Biden is actually honest, at least as honest as his handlers allow him to be. They do their best but can't stop him from going off script. You may believe that the president is prone to gaffes, but you would be mistaken. Joe Biden is revealing the truth to us under the guise of dementia. He can't bluntly tell us that he is a replacement president, but he can tell us what he remembers of his life in his original timeline.
So, yes, the current replacement president actually did teach political theory for four years at the University of Pennsylvania. Of course, in our timeline that never happened, so he looks like a liar. However, he is telling the truth; his truth, the truth of his lived experience.
Now, we can't blame him for the debacle with the stolen classified documents which our original Joe Biden left strewn around his various properties. This Joe Biden is just a teacher and didn't have access to any classified documents until a few days ago.
This is why the Department of Justice has been scrambling to cover up the crimes of our original Joe Biden. Because, the current replacement president is innocent. The FBI and DOJ aren't covering up crimes to protect a guilty criminal president, they are protecting the innocent soul who was abducted from his own timeline and thrust into the role of replacement president.
The president is innocent. He is not guilty of our original Joe Biden's crimes. He is the victim of crimes committed by our government to prevent another Trump presidency. He was kidnapped from his own timeline and forced to play the role.
If you believe that another four years of president Trump is the worst possible outcome, then, you have to support the replacement president. There's no other choice. The election had to be rigged and the replacement president installed in the White House. It's a necessary evil, a crime committed to protect us from democracy gone wrong.
When the president asks why a deceased person isn't in attendance for his performance, we need to remember that things are rather different where and when he comes from, because in his original timeline that person is very much still alive.
When the president says that he was at ground zero the day after the attacks of September 11th, it's actually true. At least, it was true for that particular Joe Biden in his original timeline.
When the president says that he never discussed with his son any of this timeline's Hunter Biden's shady business relationships, he's actually being honest. In his original timeline Hunter isn't a cocaine addicted, prostitute procuring, money laundering, influence peddling scofflaw. His Hunter is actually a good boy! Believe it.
What I'm saying is that we really need to lower our expectations of accuracy in statements from the president. The next replacement president might be better than this one, though that's doubtful as they seem to be exhausting the supply of competency among the infinite number of parallel Joe Bidens. As the next replacement president may appear to be be even more demented than this one, we need to remember to be thankful that all of this is being done to protect our democracy by preventing the election of Donald Trump. And nothing else matters.
Nothing else matters. Not the economy. Not our crumbling infrastructure. Not the flood of illegal aliens. Not the corruption of Congress. Not the endless wars. Not the possibility of nuclear war with Russia. Nothing is more important than stopping Trump!
Right?
