By now chances are that the Corona quarantine is taking a serious mental toll on you! Worry no more! Trumpman is here is to help you keep your shit together !

Here are some simple activities you can do during your day to keep yourself entertained!

For starters, what better way to start your day but to enjoy the beautiful view from your window or balcony

Then play with your dog a bit!

At some point, playing with your dog gets boring! That's when I go to play with my neighbor's dog. I don't know the exact breed it is, but I know it's really, really ugly. And huge as fuck. Also it loves eating grass from my hands. Weirdest dog ever. Still nice

When you get bored with that, go feed and pet a stray dog in your area. It will make you both smile!

Eventually, you will get bored of dogs so do some gardening or whatever. I planted a sweet potato today.

I wanted to do more, but laziness got the better of me. I guess I'll plant the giant sunflowers tomorrow!

Don't forget to exercise! A couple of pull ups and push ups everyday will do the trick!

Phew! All that shit is tiring! Time to chill I guess! Grab your cheap chinese walkie talkie and a beer and start scanning! Eventually you will land on all kinds of conversations. Farmers, poachers, police! You never know! It's like watching movies on Netflix without checking their IMDB rating first. Sometimes you will strike gold, sometimes you will strike shit!

Now, I can hear some of you... But trumpmannnnnnnnn.... I don't have a nice view. Or a dog. Or my neighbour doesn't have a dog. Or a garden to plant shit. I live in a shitty apartment! Well... I guess that sucks for you now, doesn't it?