Keats screaming at Starbucks barista

PORTLAND — A fight broke out in a local Starbucks when a young man, who wishes to remain anonymous, told the barista he’d cover the next customer’s order. Little did this good Samaritan know that the patron after him wasn’t in a receptive mood. “I’ll get my own damn coffee, fucking Commie,” is what Harold Keats, a fifty-three-year-old ex-Marine, screamed at the young man. Keats then stormed out of the cafe, muttering loudly about "waterboarding" Millennials and hog-tying “pink-headed, hairy-legged” baristas.

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