Sliding into DMs

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Dear Master Alpha Dumbinant

4 Feb 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

Thank you for taking the time to write. Unfortunately (for you), the Fetish Dispenser System you were looking for is out of order. Please read the intended recipient's profile and then choose one of the following options to continue: Enter 1 to try a...

The Sordid Tale of Sir Ponce-a-Lot (A Send-Up of the Messages Dudebros Send)

28 Jul 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

TL;DR: I saw your nakey-nakey photos. You're hot and local. Let's fuck! Young maiden oh so fair,in the dew-drenched hours of this morrowdid I, Sir Ponce-a-Lot,encounter your visage and formin a manner of undress most captivating. Unable to contain my...

The Sordid Tale of Sir Ponce-a-Lot (A Send-Up of the Messages Dudebros Send)

Well, you're not attracting attention from women whom you'd like to date, shag or otherwise relate to and can't figure out why. Let The Snark help you.

25 Jul 2021 6 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

Apologies for the title (and occasional random capitals), but I think it's relevant. I see so many posts/comments by people (mostly hetero men) which are whinges about not getting dates/being undesirable to their potential matches and yet not wanting...