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13 Jan 2026 1 minute read 2 comments Nathan Payne $0.07
Zelle: [email protected] Proverbs of Smog Chapter Thirty-Seven 1. Leopard print sunset; kittens in the Cool Whip. 2. Depart from me, ye pie rats! 3. Is this a motel, or a hungry Bible 4. Whale? 5. Sunlight has ripped the roof off. 6. The...
5 Dec 2025 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.11
Zelle: [email protected] Proverbs of Smog Chapter Twenty-Six 1. Beware the homeless preacher blowing from the holy bubble beneath a halo of high, unsightly lions. 2. Take off your stylish sense of scorn; discard your sunglasses of thorns...
7 Dec 2024 2 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.01
"I was in high cotton just a-bangin' on my six-stringA-kickin' at the trash can, walkin' skin and bone"John Prine If God hadn't intended us to write love songs, He wouldn't have shaped the heart like a guitar pick. Because the future is a concrete...
23 Jun 2024 3 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.01
I didn't know that the inscription on Jim Morrison's grave is Ancient Greek for "Faithful To His Demons." Did you? The world is a sad, sorrowful nightmare, riddled with violence, rage, and death. I hate it. I understand what people are trying to d...
2 Feb 2024 4 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.06
Back in the day, you had to climb the stairs to the gallows. In the 1950s, you could take an elevator. Today, you can ride a rocket-powered spitball to the gallows. Spitball to the Gallows. Loogie to the stars. All our loogies are in hock. You...
24 May 2023 2 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.05
In order to promote a more hardcore, Rock & Roll agenda of fake peace infused with bouts of controlled, profitable violence, and bring the DoucheCon levels back to reasonable levels, punk-rock dissidents within NATO recently hosted karaoke night at t...
16 May 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Gynco $0.04
Judas Priest is a British heavy metal band formed in 1969 in Birmingham, England. The classic lineup of the band consists of Rob Halford (vocals), Glenn Tipton (guitar), K.K. Downing (guitar), Ian Hill (bass), and Scott Travis (drums). Throughout th...
16 Mar 2023 3 minute read 2 comments RJ Jenson $0.07
This article was originally published in Spud Underground, a free rock n' roll zine. You can read the latest issue online HERE. Imagine, if you will, looking this good on television today. Mr. Serling died of a series of smoking-related heart attack...
16 Mar 2023 4 minute read 0 comments RJ Jenson $0.44
This article was originally published in Spud Underground, a free rock n' roll zine. Read the latest issue online HERE. When Christopher Columbus landed in Cuba in 1492, the natives gave him a gift of dried leaves. After sampling the smoke of Nicotia...
13 Dec 2022 12 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.10
One of the greatest regrets of my life is missing the Iggy Pop show at the Vic Theater in Chicago in 1999 or 2000. I was strung-out on a chick at the time, and spent the night with her, instead of going to see Iggy Pop with my rockabilly friend. Th...
