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Faithful To Your Demons

23 Jun 2024 3 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne

I didn't know that the inscription on Jim Morrison's grave is Ancient Greek for "Faithful To His Demons." Did you? The world is a sad, sorrowful nightmare, riddled with violence, rage, and death.  I hate it.  I understand what people are trying to d...

Tragic Neurons

2 Feb 2024 4 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne

Back in the day, you had to climb the stairs to the gallows.  In the 1950s, you could take an elevator.  Today, you can ride a rocket-powered spitball to the gallows.  Spitball to the Gallows.  Loogie to the stars.  All our loogies are in hock.  You...

Karaoke Night at the U.N.

24 May 2023 2 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne

In order to promote a more hardcore, Rock & Roll agenda of fake peace infused with bouts of controlled, profitable violence, and bring the DoucheCon levels back to reasonable levels, punk-rock dissidents within NATO recently hosted karaoke night at t...

Judas Priest

16 May 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Gynco

Judas Priest is a British heavy metal band formed in 1969 in Birmingham, England. The classic lineup of the band consists of Rob Halford (vocals), Glenn Tipton (guitar), K.K. Downing (guitar), Ian Hill (bass), and Scott Travis (drums). Throughout th...

If You're Going to Kill Yourself, Do It In style

16 Mar 2023 3 minute read 2 comments RJ Jenson

This article was originally published in Spud Underground, a free rock n' roll zine. You can read the latest issue online HERE. Imagine, if you will, looking this good on television today. Mr. Serling died of a series of smoking-related heart attack...

Tobacco: An American Tradition

16 Mar 2023 4 minute read 0 comments RJ Jenson

This article was originally published in Spud Underground, a free rock n' roll zine. Read the latest issue online HERE. When Christopher Columbus landed in Cuba in 1492, the natives gave him a gift of dried leaves. After sampling the smoke of Nicotia...

Circus of Losers (Redacted)

13 Dec 2022 12 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne

One of the greatest regrets of my life is missing the Iggy Pop show at the Vic Theater in Chicago in 1999 or 2000.  I was strung-out on a chick at the time, and spent the night with her, instead of going to see Iggy Pop with my rockabilly friend.  Th...

Wasted & Insatiable

28 Sep 2022 9 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne

"And it come to pass, when he heareth the words of this curse, that he bless himself in his heart, saying, I shall have peace, though I walk in the imagination of mine heart, to add drunkenness to thirst:"  Deuteronomy 29:19 "Rock & Roll will die." ...

Rock & Roll Isn't Evil

27 Sep 2022 6 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne

"I've been caged like a wild catBy fools who don't know where it's at"Iggy & The Stooges   A lot of Christian music doesn't speak to me.  Much of it doesn't do anything for me at all.  Some of it makes me wonder if hell isn't such a bad place after a...

Sound Heart Sampler

28 Dec 2021 7 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne

My friend in Ft. Worth just released a new album, so I figured it's time for another Sound Heart Sampler reboot.  This will make the 5th reboot.  The first 3 are in fact "Alcoholic Clown Samplers," since the label used to be called Alcoholic Clown Re...