71 Articles 0 Followers
22 Jul 2021 15 minute read 0 comments Hashtag
Link to previous installment --------------------------------------------- Glass-cutting winds and crystalized brimstone. Skull-crushing snowplows huffing and puffing on the slippery bridge upstairs. The Manhattan skyline blazing through the freezing...
21 Jul 2021 17 minute read 0 comments Hashtag
Link to previous installment ---------------------------------------- My basket bumped into one of the slanted display stands. A flabby green dildo wobbled, wobbled, then threw itself at my blue and yellow vintage sneakers like a never-been-fondled f...
20 Jul 2021 8 minute read 0 comments Hashtag
Link to previous installment ------------------------------------------ A tiramisu ass growls up at the moonless ceiling. Growls twice then slams down on a pair of panna cotta legs which squirm and moan and bend all the way back into a deliciously im...
19 Jul 2021 14 minute read 0 comments Hashtag
Link to previous installment ------------------------------------------------ Ugh, like what are these things that spin me round and round? That carry ladders, carry me-me-me melodies. That trample through my really tidy field of view without even as...
18 Jul 2021 14 minute read 0 comments Hashtag
Link to previous installment ---------------------------------------- Sitting and growling in the back of the intimate grotto, the cavelike walls bumpy with Parmesan cheese, with pesto sauce, Giacomo Jones gulps on his second or third Old Fashioned (...
17 Jul 2021 19 minute read 0 comments Hashtag
Link to previous installment ------------------------------------------------------ The Complete Guide to Low-Budget Filmmaking, The Filmmaker’s Guide to the Universe of Indie Success, The Essential Guide to Do-It-Yourself Fame, How to be Part of the...
16 Jul 2021 8 minute read 0 comments Hashtag
Link to previous installment ---------------------------------------- His daily quota hit, his bob cat eyes puffed up into slits of feral fuzz, Giacomo Jones tears himself out of the unfinished algorithm flashing and flashing across his four computer...
16 Jul 2021 19 minute read 0 comments Hashtag
Link to previous installment ---------------------------------------------------- Blinking myself out of two or three weeks’ worth of seriously overdue sleep, I yawned up at a coconut cluster of light brown ceiling stains. Circles within circles and...
15 Jul 2021 4 minute read 0 comments Hashtag
Link to previous installment ---------------------------------------------- Totally wishing I could hangout with anyone as cool as the Pizza Boyz right now, I stand up on my ten tippy-toes and turn off my flatscreen friend with a sigh and a really lo...
15 Jul 2021 15 minute read 0 comments Hashtag
Link to previous installment --------------------------------------------- The first thing we see as we zoom in on the Warehouse are twenty or so half-full, half-empty, half-sipped, half-spilled, half-chugged and half-crushed beer cans. Then we see t...
