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19 Jul 2021 14 minute read 0 comments Hashtag
Link to previous installment ------------------------------------------------ Ugh, like what are these things that spin me round and round? That carry ladders, carry me-me-me melodies. That trample through my really tidy field of view without even as...
18 Jul 2021 14 minute read 0 comments Hashtag
Link to previous installment ---------------------------------------- Sitting and growling in the back of the intimate grotto, the cavelike walls bumpy with Parmesan cheese, with pesto sauce, Giacomo Jones gulps on his second or third Old Fashioned (...
17 Jul 2021 19 minute read 0 comments Hashtag
Link to previous installment ------------------------------------------------------ The Complete Guide to Low-Budget Filmmaking, The Filmmaker’s Guide to the Universe of Indie Success, The Essential Guide to Do-It-Yourself Fame, How to be Part of the...
16 Jul 2021 8 minute read 0 comments Hashtag
Link to previous installment ---------------------------------------- His daily quota hit, his bob cat eyes puffed up into slits of feral fuzz, Giacomo Jones tears himself out of the unfinished algorithm flashing and flashing across his four computer...
16 Jul 2021 19 minute read 0 comments Hashtag
Link to previous installment ---------------------------------------------------- Blinking myself out of two or three weeks’ worth of seriously overdue sleep, I yawned up at a coconut cluster of light brown ceiling stains. Circles within circles and...
15 Jul 2021 4 minute read 0 comments Hashtag
Link to previous installment ---------------------------------------------- Totally wishing I could hangout with anyone as cool as the Pizza Boyz right now, I stand up on my ten tippy-toes and turn off my flatscreen friend with a sigh and a really lo...
15 Jul 2021 15 minute read 0 comments Hashtag
Link to previous installment --------------------------------------------- The first thing we see as we zoom in on the Warehouse are twenty or so half-full, half-empty, half-sipped, half-spilled, half-chugged and half-crushed beer cans. Then we see t...
14 Jul 2021 9 minute read 0 comments Hashtag
Link to previous installment ------------------------------------------------ The rain came, the rain went, the purplegray nozzle in the sky thundering on and off as some sicko up there like totally got off on swinging pressure systems back and forth...
13 Jul 2021 17 minute read 0 comments Hashtag
Link to previous installment ---------------------------------- “Today’s the day I fucking ask her!”—This is like seriously the one and only thought racing through Giacomo’s brain as he elbows his way though the revolving glass doors and barges into...
13 Jul 2021 8 minute read 0 comments Hashtag
Link to previous installment -------------------------------- I stared at the screen. I stared at my laptop screen and yawned the afternoon away. I was like totally tired, totally comatose. Plus I still couldn’t like actually believe I’d made it into...
