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23 Jun 2023 1 minute read 2 comments Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts we LOVE YOU!! Thanks for just being YOU!! Here we renew our vows to find the FUNNY crypto news. There's so much positive news!! If yer a maxi ar ar ar!! Cus it's alllll rock steady in the crypto world boys n girls!! reading music then...
22 Jun 2023 1 minute read 1 comment Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts, we love ya!! as does the BTC price action!! Everyone's all bullish !! The Wall Street behemoths tricked us all, Gary led the attack against Coinbase and Binance and now the Blackrocks & Fidelity the whole gang swoop in!! Yeehaw, buckle...
21 Jun 2023 1 minute read 15 comments Dave Sawyer
Blockchain believers we LOVE YOU!!! Thanks for saving the world! What's funny in crypto today?? The time has come to spit on your hands, and gather all ye altcoins and burn em for BITCOIN MAXI MAXI OI OI OI!! Yes, it's 2023, J.P. Morgan owns Eth,...
21 Jun 2023 1 minute read 11 comments Rachabel
All the reasons for desertion were fleamyWhoever desires nearness finds a wayLove never needs an entreaty Love must be natural to be worthyIt doesn't need lessons to studyIt is innate and arbitraryIt breaks into our life randomly Why faking yo...
20 Jun 2023 2 minute read 9 comments Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts we love ya!! Thanks for getting in formation with your mighty watch army, we ride for a better world above fiat through crypto funnies!! SImplistic warmup funnies: Flying monkey lawyers singing and dancing!! TLDR: to the tune of 40 milly...
19 Jun 2023 1 minute read 4 comments Dave Sawyer
blockchain believers, we love you!! Thanks for being here for crypto on Father's Day on the 1A play that IS the mighty Pub0x!! Saw a lighting strike on a telephone pole take down live wires yesterday, today there was what seemed to be a CLOSER strik...
18 Jun 2023 1 minute read 2 comments Dave Sawyer
Blockchain believers we love you!! Thanks for holding the line in these wild times with your mighty watch army!! To work!! Let's laugh our way to a better crypto future above fiat abuses!! Your mighty watch army has grown to battalion size, which...
17 Jun 2023 1 minute read 6 comments Dave Sawyer
Blockchain beliebers, we love you!! Mighty watch army !! we thank you for your tours of duty!! & we are true beliebers baby reading music TLDL: is the SEC going hair on fire crazed vengance scorched earth ?? ah ha ha you KNOW they are!! But do we...
16 Jun 2023 2 minute read 10 comments Dave Sawyer
Blockchain believers, we love you!! Thank you for joining the unstoppable hordes of your mighty Watch army!! We ride for freedom from Cantillion positioned paper hanging fiat abuse!! Remember!! first they spit on you!! then we laugh at them! then th...
15 Jun 2023 1 minute read 6 comments Dave Sawyer
Cryptofans we love you! Wall street management always got bent out of shape when they perceived employees as gaming the system internally. This even though Wall Street is built on everyone trying to game the system externally all the time. We a...
