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21 Mar 2025 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
I found myself in the singularity lane at the border recently, and it was very efficient. If you're tired of long lines at the border, sign up for the Singularity Program. The singularity program is for cars who want to disappear into the transdime...
15 Mar 2025 5 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
Hello, I am currently in a hotel on I-35, in the high-density traffic corridor between Austin and San Antonio, and am considering my options. Which is a worldly way of saying I'm waiting to see where God's finger points. Thank you for your praye...
27 Feb 2025 4 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
How do you make a sequel to a movie that has never been made? Ask the dust. The idea for American Migrant has changed. A lot. While the desire to keep it apolitical persists, and the goal would be that conservatives and liberals could sit next to...
25 Feb 2025 3 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
"You don't always get what you go after. But you do getwhat you wouldn't have got if you hadn't goneafter what you didn't get."Blaze Foley I have reached another level of expat dissociation. When you live so long with the locals that they talk to...
20 Feb 2025 4 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
"Don't wanna be an American idiot."Green Day Hello, I am writing to request asylum for my friend, an American refugee who has been living in Mexico for over 4 years. The leader of "Nathan Payne & The Wild Bores," Nathan Payne is an American songwrit...
18 Feb 2025 1 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark
I'm not one to consider myself blessed with an abundance of endurance or stamina (for which I blame my ADHD). What little I do have seems horribly diminished. Perhaps shockingly, I'm ready to throw in the towel before I've even found a job to keep me...
10 Feb 2025 3 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
"We were searching for a place of refuge for our love,but instead, the road led us to the land of the dead."The Color of Pomegranates The Color of Pomegranates is a Soviet-Armenian art film made by Sergei Parajanov in 1969. It tells the story of t...
8 Feb 2025 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
Infernal Venus, Yes indeed. Riding up through desert yesterday, super-stoned and spacey, the Strip was slow and glowing, the show was alright — not bad — and afterward we won almost $30 at roulette between the 2 of us. And the casino was singing it...
7 Feb 2025 2 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
I was working up some songs with my old friend Mr. Unicorn Man today, and it occurred to us that our gringo friends are still clinging to their self-righteous indignation and virtue like a person who falls overboard will stubbornly cling to a bloody...
3 Feb 2025 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
"I’m a street,I’m your favorite crazy uncle"Happiness is Submission to God I had to reload the cannon of saints today. The cannon of saints is the weapon of choice for many recovering love addicts. The only candidates for cannon-ization were The...
