trump pardons CZ and the world is healing baby

By Dave Sawyer | Pro Crypto Party | 24 Oct 2025


God bless the spiritual pipe organ of truth that IS the mighty mighty publishOx and all the flock making it rock.    The wardens are asleep mumbling MOAR BILLABLE HOURS but Davebot has slipped the chain, popped the lock, ran two miles to find an old motorcycle easy to hotwire and YAAAAAS YAS BRING OUT YOUR LAUGHS !   reading music for our dogs, whiskey for our turbocharged HORSESTLDR:  STEP PRETTY BOYS AH HA HA HA HA

if yer workin half as hard as davebot, skip the first 45 seconds otherwise it's ALLL GOOD baby it's ALLL good BABY YA 

8a3648c735bd84b9cbb505f008a4f50aa65e1ab446804b19549e0a0e89c43434.pngTLDR ah HA HA HA HA YA MAN !    Dear readers will remember our disgust with CZ doing jail time for money laundering, unlike the hundreds of CEOs of huge banks, exchanges, and investment banks who laundered billions more than him and jail time was never DISCUSSED !!  Well, now at least them lawyers paid off as lobbyists CZ AINT A FELON NO MORE NO MORE  hey hey KIDS WANNA SEE A FUNNY GRAPH 6c05ec858ac2442d14ff78a902b89cff995c5675a22fcf7ac8ad4bbae7cecec6.pngTLDR: DAVEBOT #$(&$#@($&Bthat's not a GRAPH MAN oh oh ok sorry here 4acad3095aed7ee3658fbf3c0901c75e6e51f0d0aa8f72e6905dc15a0fafea0f.png

 

We could NOT believe it , CZ paid every top lawyer in the BIZ and STILL did unprecedented time !! well, it turns out it was not the lawyers fault not CZ's fault it was the previous admin PUNISHING crypto ah ha ha ha HAHAHA LONDON U COULDA HAD IT ALL BINANCE WAS BEGGING YOU 

 

FUNNIES davebot FUNNIES .  OK OK didja know CZ's SONS are working with the trumps kids in a venture based out of TRUMP TOWER AH HA HA HA HA HA HA 4a1297b0844425c0240a01f8a24725edc9df8eb8547595977648ef05fb156f98.pngTLDR that's RIGHT baby a HA AH HA HA HA HA 

Davebot that's not funny, c'mon man yer losing it DAVE BOT #$@(*#&$#@(*$&$B  funnies davebot 7d261acebb700119ad04c352e8109831d77e3df8a46fd510839e2dbb4915bd3a.pngTLDR this thing ain't workin davebot we are losing friends fast now bbca32ce22498eb0891db9f409326e5f0287c5086df0f994057432f2680bab2e.pngTLDR NO NO DAVEBOT BACK IN THE CAGE CUT HIS POWR c5dce4cddf838f365c8ff3e336b8028df723c8e154956476ca9809b05a99f698.pngTLDR top gun chitpost ah HA HA HA HA 

 

ok sorry, that's it for Davebot tonite.  sorry NOT SORRY sorry ah another wildely unpopular political post davebot, wtf 

HEY HEY THE WINKLEVOSS TWINS ON THE LIST PAYING FOR THE BALLROOM 

shut UP davebot 

HEY POISON IS FROM MECHANICSBURG man middle 80's do you remember early 80's in Mechanicsburg PA you had to be a member or a guest to drink in a bar, this bar was one rowdy biker bar.   Every few minutes a fight would start, and everyone would grab everyone else to try and stay upright in a heaving mass of humanity while the bouncers plowed thru the crowd.  The funny part was watching a red headed girl beat the living chit out of some poor guy.  At first he tried not to react as he knew the crowd would not let him hit a girl.  & then it was too late for him ah HA HA HA H erk 

ya he's busted agin 

Go forth and be happy Watch Army we love you man hodl and be thankful 

Love 

Davebot

… Woo, mm, yeah
Ooh, yow
Woo
Yeah … Now listen
Not a dime, I can't pay my rent
I can barely make it through the week
Saturday night, I'd like to make my girl
But right now, I can't make ends meet, no … I'm always workin', slavin' every day
Gotta get a break from the same old, same old
I need a chance just to get away
If you could hear me think, this is what I'd say … Don't need nothin' but a good time
How can I resist?
Ain't lookin' for nothin' but a good time
And it don't get better than this … Say I spend my money on women and wine
But I couldn't tell you where I spent last night
I'm real sorry 'bout the shape I'm in
I just like my fun every now and then … I'm always workin', slavin' every day
Gotta get a break from the same old, same old
I need a chance just to get away
If you could hear me think, this is what I'd say … Don't need nothin' but a good time
How can I resist?
Ain't lookin' for nothin' but a good time
And it don't get better than this … You see, I
I raise a toast to all of us
Who are breakin' our backs every day
If wanting a good life is such a crime
Lord, then, put me away, yeah, here's to ya … Mm, guitar … Don't need nothin' but a good time
How can I resist?
Ain't lookin' for nothin' but a good time
And it don't get better than this
Don't need nothin' but a good time
How can I resist?
Ain't lookin' for nothin' but a good time
And it don't get better than this … It don't get better, baby

 

 

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Dave Sawyer
Dave Sawyer

National Merit got this punk rocker to Oberlin, and Wall Street fintech gave up world tours and an NYU MBA. I am a Bitcoin true believer. Bitcoin is deeply revolutionary in a way we always prayed tech would be. Keep the baby Faith!


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