Slip-a-Swole is back in event mode and you know what that means... Or do you not?

It means you can score lots of banano for playing an awesome browser game, that's what!

The jungle may be blanketed in snow, but the cold can't stop these fiery Swole Torchic! Man, Dodger could really use a break... He's been slippin' Swoles to protect the monKeys since July, poor guy. Now that's dedication!

The game itself is pretty straightforward and can be played from a browser on both mobile and PC.

And for you, my crypto frens, the best part about it (subjectively, of course), is that you can withdraw up to 119 banano every 24 hours directly to your wallet! At today's going rate, 119 BAN == 119 BAN.

In US dollars, that would be about 12 cents, but we prefer to think in banano.

Bulls project that 119 banano should be worth at least $1.19 sometime in 2026, with estimates ranging between that and $119.

So I doubt I need to say more. You now understand what you should be doing with your precious free time.

You can play the game at https://slipaswole.win.
If you use this link, though: https://xno.click/sas, then you would automatically tip me a smol fraction of a nano (at no cost to you), so I would be very grateful if you used that one instead. After all, there are no advertisements in the game and your data is not sold or used in any malicious way.

ANYWAY, as if that 119 ban/24 hours wasn't good enough, if you set your in-game username to the same name that you use on Discord, and you end up on the leaderboard, then you stand to earn EVEN MORE BANANO assuming that you are also in the Banano Discord server. I definitely recommend it regardless. If you aren't in the Banano Discord, you can join at https://chat.banano.cc. I think I'll reset the leaderboard and start the formal event proceedings next week.

By the way, when I say 119 ban/24 hours, that is the current maximum that you can withdraw. Given that we're in an event mode, Teeter drops banano at a fairly generous rate, so you might actually get that much if you play for a while. This is Teeter the Swolemination, as imagined by a member of the banano community named Choicebalance and modeled by me:

BUT you can only withdraw once every 24 hours, so you should make your one withdrawal per day count. Remember to set your username and banano address or else your banano will just accumulate on the anon account.

You also might get a cryptomonKeys stack if you are monKeyconnected, but don't count on that because WAX is kind of dead and event NFT distributions have been reeeeeeeally slow in the past year or so.

There's a ton of lore, too, but I'll leave that to you to check out if you're interested. The Discord server would be a great place to start learning about banano, which is the digital currency that is closest to my heart.

I've been meaning to write something else regarding my take on the current crypto landscape, but I don't have time to get high anymore 😂

Sadge, I know. Life is busy. Stack sats and touch grass when you can.

For now, happy Hanukkah, Solstice, Christmas, Kwanzaa, New Year, etc. (in order of occurrence).

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