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pablosmoglives

Replacing my blog at http://pablosmoglives.wordpress.com


Trailers For Heaven

"Eye hath not seen, nor ear heard, neither have entered into the heart of man,the things which God hath prepared for them that love him."1 Corinthians 2:9   In the article Incan Mini-Golf, I wrote that "Macchu Picchu is like a run-down mini-golf cour...

Nathan Payne 1 minute read 15 Feb 2023 0 comments $0.04

A Thoughtful Look at Chemical Death

"The earth also was corrupt before God, and the earth was filled with violence. And God looked upon the earth, and, behold, it was corrupt; for all flesh had corrupted his way upon the earth. And God said unto Noah, The end of all flesh is come befor...

Nathan Payne 3 minute read 14 Feb 2023 0 comments $0.03

The Art of Musical Taxidermy

Bienvenidos, y'all.  This is an article in 5 parts, starting with the obligatory rebuke of musical idolatry, winding around some Venezuelan proletarian rap, the possibility that Jesus wouldn't be interested in turning the band's merch table into an a...

Nathan Payne 10 minute read 13 Feb 2023 0 comments $0.03

How To Tell The Sheep From The Goats

I wrote an article last August titled How To Tell The Sheep From The Goats?  The title is a rhetorical question from the chorus of a song I wrote in 2011.  It was intended to make people think twice before they assume the righteousness of somebody ba...

Nathan Payne 4 minute read 9 Feb 2023 0 comments $0.13

The Artless Tsunami

"If the first part of a tsunami to reach the coast is a trough, rather than a wave crest, the water along the shoreline is dragged back dramatically, exposing parts of the shore that are normally underwater and stranding many marine creatures."From S...

Nathan Payne 4 minute read 7 Feb 2023 0 comments $0.02

The Princess of No Return

"They that observe lying vanities forsake their own mercy."Jonah 2:8   Has America reached the princess of no return? I think it's possible. What is the princess of no return?  Can we come back from the edge of the chick brink?  Will we live like th...

Nathan Payne 1 minute read 6 Feb 2023 0 comments $0.03

The Baby Trump Balloon Offensive

"Congratulations on your estrogentrification,mule boyThey didn’t stop kicking you in the balls,it just doesn’t hurt anymore"From Cough Syrup Soup   Note:  This article is about estrogentrification and the corrosive effects it has had on Western cultu...

Nathan Payne 10 minute read 4 Feb 2023 0 comments $0.02

A Library Full of Empty Maps

I grew up on 80s metal.  Maybe not.  Most likely, I grew up on radio pop, the most interesting figure of which was probably Prince (who was admittedly interesting), and discovering aggressive 80s guitar music was one of the ways I "found myself" in t...

Nathan Payne 12 minute read 2 Feb 2023 0 comments $0.01

Mexican Mouse Cartel War

Sr. Gonzalez, I am deeply troubled by the recent turn of events, which has made it clear that it is impossible for us to cohabitate within the walls of this house any longer.  Unfortunately, it seems that one of us will have to die.  I am writing to...

Nathan Payne 3 minute read 31 Jan 2023 0 comments $0.01

A Knife or An Eye

  A knife or an eye,a youth for a tooth These are we beliefsinscribbled in truth Who'thgraffiti'dsuch political obscenitieson these overwateredbuildings? Telephone bewilderings The mummies will not win They've hoarded all the sugar I hate the Senato...

Nathan Payne 1 minute read 30 Jan 2023 0 comments $0.04