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2 Jul 2024 2 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
I was thinking about applying for citizenship to Slowjamastan, but they have a requirement that you maintain unwavering support for the Republic, and always show allegiance to the Sultan. As a member of the sovereign warlord movement, I am simply in...
1 Jul 2024 11 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
"I had it all, and it all had mebut my prison days are overI'm finally free"A Beautiful Place Years ago, I was reading the comments on a Mexican YT channel dedicated to "Narcocorridos," or "drug ballads." Narcos have been known to commission songw...
28 Jun 2024 6 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
"Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgmentye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again."Matthew 7:1-2 When I was a practicing idiot in L.A., I used to know some shady people. I was...
27 Jun 2024 2 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
"Heav'n has no rage, like love to hatred turn'd,Nor hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd."The Mourning Bride Sometimes, these articles exist for the sole purpose of getting an old idea out of my head, something I've been carrying around for years and...
25 Jun 2024 4 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
Jim Morrison filmed Pamela Courson in a cemetery in Corsica, France in 1971. It's beautiful footage. Somebody left a disparaging comment on this video yesterday. Some chick. She maligned the song, but said that the film was up to her standards. ...
24 Jun 2024 3 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
Vladimir Putin paid a visit to AOC and Kim Jong-Un in Pyongyork City last week, in a failed attempt to teach Jamaal Bowman how to dress. These are the results. Xo Biden was practicing standing upright, in preparation for his upcoming comedic perform...
23 Jun 2024 3 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
I didn't know that the inscription on Jim Morrison's grave is Ancient Greek for "Faithful To His Demons." Did you? The world is a sad, sorrowful nightmare, riddled with violence, rage, and death. I hate it. I understand what people are trying to d...
20 Jun 2024 5 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
"If there is a definition of freedom, it would be when you have controlover your reality to transform it, to change it, rather than havingit imposed upon you. You can't really ask for more than that.”Mark Knopfler The cool thing about songs is that...
18 Jun 2024 2 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
"Is the reason you're so much better than methe fact that I'm no better than you?"I Make The Rules When faced with a cult of self-righteous hypocrites, it can be tempting to renounce. Shall we hold fast to our convictions? Or should we "go along...
15 Jun 2024 5 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
"In my dream, they beat me hard.In my dream."Juraj Cintula It's time we bring animal wrangling back into the English departments of the world. To earn an English degree, it should be necessary to run away with the circus and learn the finer points...
