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24 Apr 2024 4 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
"The pope is like Hitler with wings."Certain Stratospheres I always thought the black burn marks in the field across the street were made by borrachos playing with matches and bottles of 90-proof gasoline at 2 in the morning. But as it turns out,...
21 Apr 2024 2 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
I saw into the future It was bitmap asadaall theway There were hash machinesand paper strippersblowing through the alley Everything was digital Money,hamburgers,desire,the footage of the grisly maulingdeath of a gang of nudistfurries,all of it,and...
20 Apr 2024 6 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
Van life is all about finding privacy, and staying clean. Things most people take for granted, from bathing to being able to change your clothes while standing up (without being outdoors), are all luxuries to be savored. The American West is good f...
17 Apr 2024 5 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
I have recently been brought up on charges in the court of the birds for perjuring myself in song. An indictment of insubstantial mist was filed against me, a cloud-based document of illegible precipitation in which I was accused of using my imagina...
16 Apr 2024 5 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
"If love is a room,my life is a series of hallways"Love is a Room I used to love California. Especially L.A. When I lived in Silverlake, my idea of recreation would be to get really stoned, pop a CD into my portable sound machine, and walk to Hol...
15 Apr 2024 3 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
"Jesu, Jesu, the mad days that I have spent!" "Jesus, the days that we have seen!"Justice Shallow I wrote "Jesus The Days We Have Seen" sometime in the 90s. The title was inspired by a line from Shakespeare's Henry IV, Part 2. It is an expression...
14 Apr 2024 2 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
"Again, the kingdom of heaven is like unto treasure hid in a field; the which when a man hath found, he hideth, and for joy thereof goeth and selleth all that he hath, and buyeth that field. Again, the kingdom of heaven is like unto a merchant man,...
11 Apr 2024 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
"If you must say something negative,make sure it's positive."Pablo Smog I am guilty of a hate crime. A hate-thought crime, to be more specific. Not against chicks, or blacks, or sodomites, or any person at all, really. Not even idiots. As a rec...
10 Apr 2024 2 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
"During the hearing he had this Tuesday, Fofo Márquez cried again."N+ Fofo Márquez is the 26-year-old son of the owner of a chain of Mexican gas stations, who regularly posts videos boasting about his wealth on social media. In addition to flashin...
8 Apr 2024 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
There is a great debate in Mexico whether the sky is being eaten by Pac-Manuīlcōzcacuāuhtli, the Aztec god of video games and gluttony, Pac-Manacatecuhtli, the Aztec god of video games and sustenance, or Pac-Mantemoc, the Aztec god who made it to lev...
