"It's a bubble"

'Nuff said.

"We already have digital payments!"

"It's called a debit card." Uh... no it's not. That conversation went nowhere. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

"It isn't backed by anything!"

Neither is your fiat. Well technically fiat is, however, crypto will not succumb to the whims of an incompetent government (all of them are).

"Part of the New World Order"

Okay, maybe this only pertains to evangelical boomers (basically all of them). I actually ran into one of them a few months ago and told him about investing in crypto in general. I was reprimanded on the spot. I was told that Crypto is going to be the currency that the anti-Christ uses to manipulate the world and how Illuminati is pulling the strings to submit to the devil. Surely enough there was a top notch write up about it on Facebook. This still cracks me up!

It was fun to write this up. In all seriousness, it's one of the reasons why one of my goals this year is to get more people I know to invest in crypto, aside from shilling my coins so they pump ;).