G.R.C.(L.). Rule #1 - Welcome To The Jungle

G.R.C.(L.). Rule #1 - Welcome To The Jungle

By zio-p | Oldmanbitcoin | 11 Sep 2022


Dear mortals,

let me present myself.

I'm the Old Man Bitcoin.

Yeah, that's me.

Yes, I'm the beautiful guy in the image.

I'm the older and best Cryptocurrency so I'm the fittest to give you the Golden Rules on how to manage crypto (and, in addition, your whole life).

Prepare to enter on the best blog related to Crypto (and Life Coaching). I'll share my wisdom with you only for your love. So show me a lot of it.

So, the golden rules. Let's begin.

The Golden Rules for Crypto (and Life).

Rule #1 - Welcome To The Jungle

The first rule is:

DON'T JUDGE

Well, it's very easy to judge someone in the crypto world.

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Yes, it's like this.

Everybody has an opinion on everything. Bitcoin is dead (or old)? Luna is the future? Celsius is good? Winter is coming? Hulk is stronger than Thor (or than The Thing for those who knows)?  

But remember, here we are in the Jungle.

And everyone is interested in only one thing. Your money.

There are the Whales, the Foxes, the Rats and an entire zoo here. 

One of them move millions.

The other one create millions from nothing.

One sell his house to buy crypto.

Another one try to steal your money with a scam or an hack.

Another earn some US cents (or Satoshi) by playing games online all day.

Some of them (including me) makes crypto only by walking.

Who's right?  Who's wrong? Who can judge who?

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Yeah, they say I'm old. Who cares? 

They will say something also about what you do.

Don't listen about it.

DYOR

I suppose you already knows what it means.

Do your own research, study and do what you think is better for you. 

But:

COROLLARY: YOU CAN LOSE EVERYTHING

Yes, exactly.

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You can lose everything. 

The big whale can lose the big investment, the guy who sold the house to invest in Crypto. The few cents gained by walking. Also the hacker that stoled you that money can broke his Nano Ledger. 

So, if you hate (or can't afford) to lose money don't play this f#*king game

The good news (maybe) is that can happen also in your life. An accident with the car, an heatstroke, your ex-wife that hire a killer... Life can end in seconds. 

So, risk is part of the life: just decide how you want to go deep down in the jungle and judge no one

This first life lesson ends here mortals.

Remember that Old Man Bitcoin is here to share knowledge to you humans, so don't be shy and ask for advices. 

And buy me a beer too. 

See ya in the (crypto) jungle.

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