Apparently, Elon Musk will have no role in the Bitcoin Mining Council that he may have cofounded. He’s obviously far too busy with the Dogecoin Tweeting Council.

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Canadian Prime Minister’s brother is giving away DOGE at a party. Well, now we know which party will win Canada’s next election, eh.

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Reddit’s co-founder admitted that he has a lot of his investment in Ethereum. He then added “If I only read that fucking r/WSB, dumbass, such moron, no tendies for me.”

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The International Monetary Fund, among others, has a problem with El Salvador making Bitcoin legal tender. No shit: since that makes Bitcoin a legal foreign currency, making a bunch of claims about it very questionable (like taxing every transaction with it, for one).

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The biggest U.S. meat company paid $11M in Bitcoin to ransom attackers. So we finally have the definitive answer to “where is the beef?” it seems.

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Does this make you want to travel to El Salvador?