Jan. 26th: Rudest Punk holder EVER, Facebook coin dead?, Blockchain chat.

Jan. 26th: Rudest Punk holder EVER, Facebook coin dead?, Blockchain chat.

By Dahveed | Noncense | 26 Jan 2022


A Twitter Spaces call got interrupted by someone wanting to speak out of line just because he’s a “Punk holder.” Imagine watching TV and hearing: “We’re sorry, this Presidential Debate is being interrupted to bring you an important message from a random Picasso owner.”

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Researchers are suggesting that quantum computers will crack Bitcoin within 10 years. Responded every degen: “What’s a year?”

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Facebook’s Diem crypto-wannabe project may be selling off assets. Totally incidentally, Mark Zuckerberg got a job with the Ethereum Foundation and will definitely not in any way steal their code and call it Facereum.  

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The creators of Etherscsan are developing wallet-to-wallet Blockchain Chat. In testing, 90% of messages were “bro, trade you my Punk for your BAYC” and the rest “gm wagmi.”

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The International Monetary Fund once again told El Salvador to drop Bitcoin as legal tender because “baby, you know you wanna be indebted to our predatory loans forever, yes you do, come do daddy.”

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