Friends With Benefits DAO booted its cofounder after another crypto influencer shamed him for old tweets with racial and homophobic slurs. The DAO will now be renamed to Friends with Cancel Culture.

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Vitalik Buterin dared people to roast him. Sadly, the roasts may never get seen since Vitalik asked that they use ETH2.0.

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An Indonesian 22-y.o. Student, Sultan Gustaf Al Ghozali, made $1M by selling NFT selfies taken daily for years. “Wait, you can do that?” responded every OnlyFans model.

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Cardano’s price surged with the planned launch of the SandaeSwap DEX on ADA. It’s nice for Cardano fans to finally have something other than pie on their faces.

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Crypto.com suspended all withdrawals after some suspicious activity on some accounts. Yet, no activity could be more suspicious than Crypto.com spending $700 on renaming the Staples Center after themselves.

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