Senator Elizabeth Warren’s former senior staffer put $20 into PoolTogether and then sued it for running an illegal lottery. Good job protecting state monopolies on the lottery scam against evil “Big DeFi.”
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Fascinating CT thread on how one CryptoPunk was sandwich attacked by a bot buying it for 1 wei and selling immediately for 26 ETH. The worst part: it was a tuna sandwich.
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Tech professionals who move to Arkansas can get $10k in crypto and a bike. Presumably, the $10k will be used to outfit the bike with an ASIC miner.
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Polymarket opened a futures market on big project airdrops. This should be followed by a futures market on the most fucked up drops with fees.wtf and Paraswap the current top contenders.
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3 fake SHIB contract addresses got listed on CoinMarketCap causing mass confusion among the 3 people still using CMC over CoinGecko.
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