Associated Press is launching an NFT marketplace to support journalism. Buying a journalist has never been so convenient. 

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CZ’s crypto stash is now double that of Satoshi prompting Craig Wright to publicly claim that he is CZ.

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Coinbase and PayPal will use TaxBit to give users free crypto tax forms. You know, for that one wallet with 5 small transactions that you report to the IRS as your “total” crypto activity. 

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Vitalik Buterin said he is not a fan of cross-chain bridges, suggesting that the most objectively prudent thing for crypto is for everyone to “use Ethereum or fuck off.”

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Spanish LGBT-themed token MariCoin’s use of the homophobic slur was misunderstood says the project’s CEO, Cochón Fresa Hueco Mampinga Pájaro de Puto. 

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