Vitalik Buterin will get $100M back of his $1M SHIB donation because as a non-Indian he can do more with it in India despite already saying that he will use it for non-India-specific research. And if you found this totally confusing, welcome to Bollywood.
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Lebron James to teach Ohio kids about crypto. So now kids who wanted to grow up wanting to be Lebron will want to grow up owning Labron’s Gen1 TopShot moments.
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Hacker stole $320 million from Wormhole, an ETH-Solana bridge. Wormhole offered the hacker $10 as a “bug bounty” to which the hacker probably responded by telling them of a hole to shove the offer into.
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Alphabet/Google is actively looking on how it can apply Web3 and blockchain to its business. In related news, Oracle is actively trying to figure out how to sue Chainlink for selling oracle access.
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A new report argues that Bitcoin’s carbon emissions are inconsequential, much unlike the carbon emissions of normies hating on Bitcoin by farting nonsense out of their mouths.
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