Jason McGathey
Jason McGathey

Jason McGathey

Semi-Coherent Musings - from one of the leading masters of this questionable art form!


"Tales of a Scorched Coffee Pot" - K1

15 Jun 2023 12 minute read 0 comments jasonmcgathey

The fifth column on the new items spreadsheet is dedicated to package size. While not nearly the headache represented by brand names, these also need to be uniform. You couldn't spell out ounce half the time but abbreviate it to oz the rest; similar...

"Tales of a Scorched Coffee Pot" - J1

12 Jun 2023 11 minute read 0 comments jasonmcgathey

Edgar wouldn’t say he’s gotten to know Christie extremely well just yet. They are on friendly enough terms, however, to chat briefly in passing about even non-business related matters. Or for him to become her desperation last resort when, as the da...

"Tales of a Scorched Coffee Pot" - I1

8 Jun 2023 14 minute read 0 comments jasonmcgathey

Even though rumors are swirling that Palmyra’s butcher, Nick, is on the hot seat, for some reason they hire one of his closest friends, Scott, as Southside’s meat cutter. Nick has been talking him up for months and they finally decided to pull the t...

"Tales of a Scorched Coffee Pot" - H1

5 Jun 2023 10 minute read 0 comments jasonmcgathey

The fourth column in the new items spreadsheet is dedicated to brand name. A seemingly straightforward concept which is nonetheless much more labor intensive than he ever would have guessed. Having uniform brand names for every product in a line is...

"Tales of a Scorched Coffee Pot" - G1

2 Jun 2023 6 minute read 2 comments jasonmcgathey

“He’s almost eighty now, but he’s got a mind like a calculator,” Duane tells Edgar, en route to the Bellwether Snacks headquarters, “and he still works, too: two days a week, like clockwork. You can count on it.”             This trip across town wa...

Focus On: Charlotte, NC

30 May 2023 12 minute read 0 comments jasonmcgathey

Though it's come a long way in the past decade or so, I still maintain that Charlotte, NC is the most boring city of its size that I have ever seen. Now, of course, any time you say something like this, a town's defenders are going to launch an off...

"Tales of a Scorched Coffee Pot" - F1

29 May 2023 10 minute read 0 comments jasonmcgathey

Though its weekly sales amount to roughly half of what each of the other two are pulling in, one oddly colored feather in Liberty’s cap is that it is nonetheless the most profitable store. Palmyra and Southside both appear to be rising ships, with s...

"Tales of a Scorched Coffee Pot" - E1

25 May 2023 8 minute read 0 comments jasonmcgathey

One of Teri’s first key lessons for him concerns the addition of new items to their computer system. Months earlier, when they first began installing this Orchestra software, she arranged a blank Excel template twelve columns wide, sent this to all...

Crazy Louie's

22 May 2023 11 minute read 0 comments jasonmcgathey

In the more than two decades since Crazy Louie’s went bust, a number of businesses have given this location (6136 Busch Blvd) a whirl. Spain Nightclub and a second Rush Creek outpost are among those that immediately pop to mind, on that prime, front...

"Tales of a Scorched Coffee Pot" - D1

18 May 2023 6 minute read 0 comments jasonmcgathey

                             D1                 Both in size and appearance, Liberty Avenue more closely resembles your average, single proprietor owned, charming little convenience store more than it does an all-natural market. And moving in the c...