Jason McGathey
Jason McGathey

Jason McGathey

Semi-Coherent Musings - from one of the leading masters of this questionable art form!


"Tales of a Scorched Coffee Pot" - H3

21 Jul 2023 7 minute read 0 comments jasonmcgathey $0.02

    Well, Tonya Flaherty never called him that Friday. Or at any other point. However, the highly entertaining email exchanges continue unfettered, such as when Edgar inquires about this line of incense which mysteriously appears in expected...

"Tales of a Scorched Coffee Pot" - G3

17 Jul 2023 9 minute read 0 comments jasonmcgathey $0.03

IT professional’s wheelhouse. Not so much the pricing coordinator.   Well, Edgar thinks with a wry smirk, it’s funny how the technology is bullshit to certain people, most of the time…except when maybe they want a project knocked out in lightn...

"Tales of a Scorched Coffee Pot" - F3

13 Jul 2023 7 minute read 0 comments jasonmcgathey $0.02

Steve’s lone remaining outpost: scooping salads into plastic containers   With the promotion of Edgar’s mom to deli manager, this means that the part time fuckup Steve is now into his fourth administration. Having arrived on the scene before D...

Manhattan High Line Food Tour

11 Jul 2023 10 minute read 0 comments jasonmcgathey $0.05

During a work related trip to NYC, our conference ticket just happened to include — I’m not sure how or why — a paid excursion in the form of a “food tour” of Manhattan. Though my job only tangentially relates to the food industry, and not a...

"Tales of a Scorched Coffee Pot" - E3

10 Jul 2023 13 minute read 0 comments jasonmcgathey $0.03

The sixth and seventh columns of the new items spreadsheet are dedicated to cost and retail, respectively. Cost obviously doesn't appear on their shelf tags, and there's nothing they are doing within the Orchestra system that involves these numbers...

"Tales of a Scorched Coffee Pot" - D3

6 Jul 2023 10 minute read 0 comments jasonmcgathey $0.01

Liberty Avenue remains his least investigated outpost thus far, for obvious, business related reasons. Though in many respects still his favorite to visit, because it is so chill, there’s not enough going on to justify driving over there more th...

"Tales of a Scorched Coffee Pot" - C3

3 Jul 2023 12 minute read 0 comments jasonmcgathey $0.02

Still, there is one aspect missing thus far from his repertoire with the Healthy Hippie Market, somehow, even eight months into this experience. And it will take the Palmyra crew to begin resolving this oversight, however indirectly. When word begin...

"Tales of a Scorched Coffee Pot" - B3

29 Jun 2023 4 minute read 0 comments jasonmcgathey $0.01

He hates to see Dolly go. She was one of his earliest and most vocal champions, and this isn't something he takes lightly, or will ever forget. Also, as a sidebar, it's worth noting that she was continually trying to hook Edgar up with her daughter,...

Columbus, Ohio: 2001 In Review

27 Jun 2023 34 minute read 0 comments jasonmcgathey $0.01

“Profile” by Paul-Henri Bourguignon January 1 OSU gets smoked in the Outback Bowl, quite naturally, only scoring a season-low 7 points to South Carolina’s 24. January 2 John Cooper is finally fired as head coach of the Buckeye football team. The YWC...

"Tales of a Scorched Coffee Pot" - A3

26 Jun 2023 8 minute read 0 comments jasonmcgathey $0.01

Once a week, after going through the invoices, Edgar emails the department managers, spelling out what they could have ordered cheaper elsewhere, and/or should have for possibly some other reason, like quality. The vendor and the item number are aft...