The Burger King

eating at Pizza Hut

means the king

has no power

When you're the DAMN

BURGER KING, wouldn't

you be happy knowing

you control a kingdom of

burgers?

So why eat at Pizza Hut

unless you have absolutely

nothing and crappy food?

Pizza Hut isn't even

the king of pizza but at

Pizza Hut, the Burger King

will stand out as Pizza Hut

has no real mascot anymore

as the Pizza Head that ruled

was eaten years ago

KFC has Colonel Sanders

McDonald's has Ronald McDonald

The Burger King can't go

to those two places

if he goes AWOL

He needs to be as free

as a bird hence that

is why he goes to Pizza

Hut ... He has no Colonel

Sanders to push him

around

The Burger King has to

always be king

long live the new king

of Pizza Hut

may he bring many

pizza burgers

as he finally gets the

home he deserves I think

as his creepy face

will finally stand out

in the land of pizza

This was originally posted in Gimmick Press