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Writing, drawings, mathematics.


The clay

25 Oct 2023 4 minute read 0 comments paradise

  The Clay By BM Once upon a time, in a small, sleepy town called Clayton, there was a quaint little shop that sold handmade clay figurines. The shop was run by a friendly old couple, Mr. and Mrs. Potter, who had been crafting these beautiful clay...

A beautiful anarchist

6 Jul 2022 1 minute read 0 comments paradise

A beautiful anarchist. Behold. Great. Her long legs. Beautiful. She has the most piercing eyes he had ever seen, even more than his own. He thinks she’s a model. The woman is wearing a long black coat that reaches the floor, and black pants. She look...

Private key giveaway (ETH/Polygon)

22 Jul 2021 1 minute read 9 comments paradise

Private key giveaway. This address contains 0.01 ASTRAL already and may or may not receive free NFT's in the future. First taker, first served. Do not send your own funds to this address: ETH/POLYGON: Address: 0xc650cb8117772fe9a54e1b060e821ca6aa23b2...

Farmers in Nicaragua are already paying for cow milking services with Bitcoin (joke)

18 May 2020 1 minute read 0 comments paradise

Farmers in Nicaragua are already paying for cow milking services with Bitcoin in compliance with land reforms that force farmer into the market."A small percentage of farmers will be offered zero-fee cow-milking services, but all farmers will have to...

How to almost quit Facebook (Strongly Recommended).

19 Mar 2020 1 minute read 3 comments paradise

How to almost quit Facebook. (Strongly recommended). So as you may have noticed Facebook is becoming totally toxic. This is due to many reasons caused by totally incompetent management. Mainly, the AI algorithm that presents the news feeds is configu...

Jennifer woke up because someone pulled her hair

25 Feb 2020 1 minute read 3 comments paradise

Jennifer woke up because someone pulled her hair.It was two dwarves.Stop you bastards she shouted and pulled out a meat cleaver from under the mattressBut when she hit one of the dwarves she just heard a klang. Turns out he was a robot. With red eyes...

Jennifer climbed onto the iceberg. "Help, help", she said.

14 Feb 2020 1 minute read 0 comments paradise

Jennifer climbed onto the iceberg. "Help, help", she said. The voices were closer. And the others were the words that John had seen on the ice the day before. "We are not making this high at high tide." On the first snowfall, when the shell of a gian...

The wizard owned 10 Pokemon already.

14 Feb 2020 1 minute read 0 comments paradise

The wizard owned 10 pokemon already. He began showing which trainer owned which pokemon. "May I see one of yours?" he asked to Rocker. Rocker took the pokeball and opened it. He tossed out his name, and the wizard just nodded. He hopped off the chair...

Once upon a time in Hollywood, tyrannosauruses ruled.

14 Feb 2020 1 minute read 2 comments paradise

Once upon a time in Hollywood, tyrannosauruses ruled. They wrote the scripts, acted and produced themselves. They were all the stars. Well, not all of them, but many of them.The fact that dinosaur movies were getting a comeback to help get the dinosa...

Jennifer was sleeping III

10 Feb 2020 1 minute read 0 comments paradise

Jennifer was sleeping and waiting for his arrival. I could see that she was the smartest b***h in the factory. In a cylindrical and cyclical way every day she made a lot of calculations to predict the outcome of his rebirth. But she saw the light fro...