Jennifer woke up because someone pulled her hair.
It was two dwarves.
Stop you bastards she shouted and pulled out a meat cleaver from under the mattress
But when she hit one of the dwarves she just heard a klang. Turns out he was a robot. With red eyes.
It was raining outside and the eagles were flying.
David did the test first.
Hey, isn't that just like Buffy with the leather jacket?
Who doesn't like the leather jacket?
David pulled the eagles out of the nest. And tried to send them back in again but they wouldn't move.
"With the missile?" he said, "You gonna throw away your life for a summer just because they tried to hit you"?
Jennifer woke up because someone pulled her hair
By paradise | itiseasierthisway | 25 Feb 2020
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