(IJCH) Human 2.0 Bug Fixes, Vulnerability Patches and Updates (Humor)

By JaiChai | (IJCH) Warped Humor | 16 Nov 2019


117445962-bug-fixes-development-stage-timeline-gantt-chart-3d-illustration.jpgSource

IJCH - Inside JaiChai's Head

(Meaning: My Warped, Personal Opinions and Musings)

cyborg-animated-gif.gifSource

From the Author:

Salutations.

I am JaiChai.

And if I haven't had the pleasure of meeting you before, I'm delighted to make your acquaintance now.

welcome.gifSource

I invite you to interact with everyone, learn, and have as much fun as possible!

For my returning online friends, "It's always great to see you again!"

ZSj6.gifSource

Short List of Bug Fixes, Vulnerability Patches, and Updates for Human 2.0

FR-Vazirani-Age-AI-Artificial-Intelligence-2400.jpgSource

The NextGen Human 2.0 models will feature the following:

Multi-Orgasmic Males

blogs-daily-details-Health-orgasms-details-620.jpgSource

300% more efficient Backward Bending Knees

s-1HeiBhlg3m2rRsL7gcshmYEsDrF.webpSource

Photosynthetic Mode (for times of famine)

2017_Guardians-Of-The-Galaxy-Vol-2_press_1000x635-920x584.jpgSource

Closed (In-Body) Hydration System

(Decreases external water needs by 98 per cent)

shenu-hydrolemic-system.jpegSource

Retractable Gills

waterworld-feat.jpgSource

A Noxious Fume Respiration Mode (1.75 X better than our brethren alien)

fe-iStock_000045447868_Medium-6800336.jpgSource

An "On-Demand" Second Mouth (Can be located anywhere, but most prefer on the neck.)

throat-cancer.jpgSource

Why? Because women have two breasts!

fdcb378e14843ae494c53d1f27ec5950.jpgSource

Just saying...

By JaiChai

May you and yours be well and love life today.

Namaste (I recognize the divine in you, my friend.)

Really Appreciate You Stopping By.

Truly hope to see you again!

About the Author

JC320%20black%20line%20frame.jpgSource

Believing that school was too boring, he dropped out of High School early; only to earn an AA, BS and MBA in less than 4 years much later in life – while working full-time as a Navy/Marine Corps Medic.

In spite of a fear of heights and deep water, he performed high altitude, free-fall parachute jumps and hazardous diving ops in deep, open ocean water.

AM490.jpgSource

After 24 years of active duty, he retired in Asia.

Since then, he's been a full-time, single papa and actively pursuing his varied passions (Writing, Disruptive Technology, Computer Science and Cryptocurrency - plus more hobbies too boring or bizarre for most folk).

He lives on an island paradise with his teenage daughter, longtime girlfriend and three dogs.

450.jpg

How do you rate this article?

0


JaiChai
JaiChai

I'm a single papa actively enjoying my varied passions (e.g., Writing, Disruptive Technology, Cryptocurrency, plus more hobbies too bizarre for most folk). I live on an island paradise with my teenage daughter, longtime girlfriend and three dogs.


(IJCH) Warped Humor
(IJCH) Warped Humor

IJCH - Inside JaiChai's Head (Meaning: My Warped, Personal Opinions and Musings)

Publish0x

Send a $0.01 microtip in crypto to the author, and earn yourself as you read!

20% to author / 80% to me.
We pay the tips from our rewards pool.