Cryptonauts!! We LOVE you!! & we love the crypto funnies and they have been STACKING UP lately!! Let's have a look!!! 

Reading music - cause why notTLDL: the struggle is REAL, baby!!

Warmup funnies!!  Vitalek issues an unendorsement!! An anti-endorsement!! Chitcoins have no moral worth!! TLDR: it's funny, some stories say everybody then sent Vitalek ANOTHER giant ship bag full of coins!! and BITE maybe went UP 1%.  Vitalek musta spelled their name right ar ar ar !! 

More warmup funnies!!   Justin Sun's amazing chitcoin reverse Midas touch CONTINUES baby!!  Dear readers know, when a bigger chitcoin is born, our boy Justin will BE THERE!!! Member Huobi had been looking, y'know, kinda sorta OK?  For a while?  Then SHAZAM!!! TLDR: Huobi HT token crashed 90% in ten minutes!!  Rumors flew around - Huobi is bankrupt!!  The token rebounded, along with a few funnies.  1) in a fine example of closing the gate after the cows are gone, Justin moved 100MM of stablecoins off to Huobi for "stability."   This looks pretty good!! until 2) ya member all the way back a whole year ago yeah back when Huobi stashed 10,000 eth for stability, took a pic, shared it, then whipped the ETH off to other exchanges!! ar ar ar !

but big socko #3!!!    The funniest!!??!!! TLDR: JUSTIN SAID IT WAS A NORMAL MARKET ACTION!!! AH AH HA HA HA HA HA!!! No, REALLY!! He DID!! 

oh man.  Millions of peaches, peaches for free!!  MOAR funnies needed tho!! 

How about good old POSITIVE funny crypto!!  Look the bankruptcy judge approved Binance taking over Voyager!! YAY!!  But wait, CZ is feeling SO MUCH hate from the SEC, maybe he won't even WANT to go thru with the deal!!  TLDR: some good funnies, tho, as the Judge said bankruptcy court does NOT like to wait forever!! & personal opinions of the lawyers  ( maybe something somewhere is a security) DON't really matter!!!

OH NOES!! WAIT ah ha ha ha ha!!  The empire strikes back!! Just kidding, the SEC filed yet another objection anyway!! 

But it doesn't matter.  There ARE no bigger funnies than our boy Jeromeo this week.  Ya, y'all know it!! TLDR: Bitcoin was LAUNCHED to distrust centralized power.  But Jerome doesn't get it!! OR, more likely he is lying his ass off!!  The interweb has dealt with him, the Joker beclowning is the funniest.  But let us pile on ANYWAY!!! TLDR: say the line, Jerome!!! SAY IT SAY IT!!  AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! 

We love you cryptonauts!!  Time to have a drinkee & watch some comedy!! 

Peace out, love

Dave 

Please enlist another Watch Army member !! thanks!!

love

Dave