Cryptofans, we love you!!  Thank you for every electron flying around our precious time together here on the pumping, throbbing Publish0x!!!

It's Sunday, let's look back and laugh at the week!!  The death cannons were fun!!  Massive crypto funnies everywhere!  Let's pick a bouquet.

Big existentialist funnies: The MOOCH got bailed out!!  Two brothers faked ALL the volume on Solana!! 

RugPullFinder minted NFT's, then had them all ripped off!  Not really a rug pull.  Or WAS IT!!!??!!

The first terrorist NFT was minted by the Islamic State!! Will it be banned?  Or sanctioned??

Dr. Bitcoin is going to jail for working with, what else, a Nigerian scammer!! Hush Dr. Bitcoin, that wasn't just P2P action. 

Tether and USDC are more important T-bill customers than Warren Buffett!!   

Turns out Avalanche has a trained legal attack dog named Kyle Roach who is perverting the law to do competitive analysis insider info harvesting,  plus legally can't be sued defamations, PLUS directing regulatory ire along with FUD for competitors!! 

Turns out CoinGeek is morally  (and corporate structurally)  the same as the Taco Bell Blog, a fully biased attack dog and sycophant for Craig Wright, mr. non-satoshi!! 

They say crypto makes no sense - but the tradfi power trading exchanges trade MULTIPLEs of all the power there is!! and now state banks will pay to help energy companies make margin calls for how short they are on that power!! Don't worry, YOU will pay all that back.  On both sides!!! 

Here's a cheap shot!! the QueenDao NFT line went all, well, the Queen has become a non-Queen, she has ceased to be.  So what's a DAO to to? 

Some sick monkeys would say - why the SKELETON QUEEN of course!!! 

Will the non-queen now finally believe in NFT's at least?  By definition, yes!!! Wahey. 

Controversy on the other, famous now non royalty,  David Bowie's estate floated a plan for NFT's and got TRASHED, rolled THAT idea right back!

Here's a funny - Huboi got a license to operate in the UK before Binance!!??!!??   Taiwan just approved 24 exchanges!! 

Here's one - Brazil's exchanges saw clients shoot up 68% in ONE MONTH,  blowing through the 1MM mark.  Someone is getting relief from fiat!! 

All around the world, economists are watching unemployment and inflation, then cranking up the prime rates as if they believed in the Phillips curve.  But none of them are even close to the Taylor rule, that's funny if ya like stagflation!! 

Stablecoin wars are always funny.  Imagine USDC Circle's surprise!  First they become very popular on Binance.  Then, Binance grabs all the USDC and replaces it with BUSD!!  And bans USDC trading pairs.  Circle took it VERY well, claiming this would somehow all help them.  THAT'S funny !! 

Gonna be tough to beat this one - Coinbase is suing the SEC.  TLDR:  not exactly, Coinbase is funding six dudes who used Tornado cash, including two Coinbase employees, who say they were hurt by the OFAC shutting down Tornado while they were using it for legit purposes!! 

The mouse turns!! High risk maneuver!  CLO Paul sez Coinbase is the first significant crypto company anywhere in the world and has the deepest expertise in this subject matter.  AND that Treasury cannot sanction software, only a person or entity. Otherwise, Treasury violates 1A and some 5A rights.   Treasury has other ways to go, they should go those ways. 

The REAL story: 

This should be a much bigger story than it is.  It is DEEPLY funny.  Step off, Treasury!! we were just using Tornado to send cash to the Ukraine man!! It's good to get these questions up & out in the open sooner rather than later.  Supreme court, here they come baby.  Is distributed software free speech??? pass the popcorn!!   Coinbase is of course kinda full of chit about being the first real crypto company.  Bitstamp, Mt. Gox, Second LIfe, Liberty Reserve, Bitpay, Blockchain.com  & others would disagree.   But if Coinbasers wanna act like big brother, good on em and good luck!!  Unfortunately they're gonna need it. 

Here's a lovely, funny story.  Even though we knew it was coming, it's STILL hilariousTLDR:  Mikey wants and is actually gonna get MORE MORE MORE!  He files plans to sell another $500 mm of stock and buy that sweet BTC.   That's VERY funny.  Try a little ETH mikey!! 

SOULbound is out on Binance.  Some folks we know who HAVE soul ain't touching it!! 

Thanks all y'all publish0xers!! what do Y'ALL think is funny? 

Here's my still virginal ambassador link!!   THAT's funny!!  https://www.publish0x.com?a=WZdPKv2bKg

Peace out, 

Love

Dave