Crypto people, you KNOW we love y'all, funnies, and life here on the surging Publish0x!! What DOES the algo want?? Dunno, but here's our reading music it's lovely.
Running wild and free OUTSIDE THE FT!!! Sunshine!!! Happiness!! CRYPTO FUNNIES!!!
Did we say Sammy is getting overexposed? Yeah AND he's getting a little tweaky
TLDR: at least outside the FT, the scary pics are electric blue instead of Carrie blood red, that's a BIG funny step up for us lol!!
OK THIS is funny!! USDC Circle has a CUNNING PLAN!!! Remember them we haven't made fun of them for a COUPLE of days over losing market share from censoring a lousy 75K unasked!!! Here's their slide down in market cap as of two minutes ago! 14 days ago, almost 46 billion. Right now, UNDER 44 billion, what's that 5% loss in two most recent weeks??
of course, let's look at the last thirty days of market cap for uncensored BNB
and USDT:
The trend is your friend!! NOT if yer USDC right now. LOL!! Which makes their clever plan REALLY a sidesplitter!! On THAT backdrop, we give you:
Arh ah hah ar ar ar !! Hope is not a plan!!!
OK THIS, THIS is funny!!
Why is this so funny?? Because Vietnam is already BIG NUMBER 1 in crypto adoption!!! Like 60% of the population is unbanked and 70% use their cell phones!!! WOW!! It's REALLY funny, the UK is saying they must reghammer crypto. Vietnam is thinking, hmmmm, maybe, just maybe if we formalize regulations, institutional crypto will come POURING BLASTING IN !!!! HA HAH HA HA HA HA!!! fooled us huh!!
A16Z! The market handed A16z's ASS right TO it, 40% down!! Well when yer 100x up on OpenSea and went 10x up on Coinbase, ya can take a hit!! It's funny!!!
FAITHFUL to the cryp0-centric vision of Web3. Faithful, baby!! We smell honey badger not having effs to give.
It's funny, dear readers know Western Union is the POSTERBOY for how emerging countries use crypto to avoid getting screwed by the man!! So, now?
No matter how short, we are not gonna read it. We know western union coin will cost too (*$##(*$&!! much!!! But it IS funny - can't beat em join em!! It's the way of the world these days except in the FT lol!!
OOOHHHHH!! the honeymoon's OVER !! Snif, sob, it lasted three hours!!! LMFAO!!!
bye bye happy crypto Rishi!!!
Well, look at the lovely Korean law building, we like THAT!!
TLDR: looks like Bithumb, Hashed, D'oh Kwon, and Danny Shin, D'oh's partner, did NOT like the looks of the Korean law building and did not show!! Lawmakers are foul and trying to compel them, but the law is not that clear. Dunno what good teasing the lawmen does! Danny missed a trick he should have showed and thrown D’oh under the bus!! Wall Street top ten aphorism - sometimes, ya need a scapegoat!
General funnies!! OK it's not Eno it's FRIPP but we really wanted to print this pic despite not loving his love songs!! It's a funny punk love PIC anyhoo!!
TLDR not mentioned here but it's Girls of the road but not by much and that's censored now!! lol lotta iffy sax raunch anyway.
OK gotta snooze!! Love to all y'all, sleep well when you do!! Vaya con dios, safe home!!
Peace out, love
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