Crypto lovers, we love you! We are so happy to be with y'all laughing & playing ultimate frisbee in the wonderful parkland that is the Publish0x!!
Today is a hilarious day with us all changing the fabric of crypto coverage in the FT one chitpost at a time!!! Y'all know that the FT has been in a sulky snippy fit since well forever. We have been on a starvation diet in the FT! Very scarce crypto news! Since they started printing crypto prices on mondays regularly!! $#*(&$#(*$&*(!!!
The FT crypto coverage showed their true colors this month. Only AFTER Liz threw Kwasi under the bus. Then threw HERSELF under the bus. Only THEN did the FT ever publish Liz's dream of crypto for London in the springtime!!! In a very questionable ethical, let alone moral, victory dance!! RUBBING IT IN!!! Still, ya gotta love em, they are consistent.
Which makes today so laughably excellent. Quick check any crypto in the FT in the lovely lady's pink pages?? Not a drop, oh joy!! Any in the FT ONLINE EVEN TWO DAYS IN A ROW BLOOMBERG WOULD NEVER DO THAT NO!!! AH AH HAH HAH HAH!! Triumph!!
Ladies n gennelmen, NOT in the FT, but we can read it ANYWHERE first: 
AH ha, yee haw, yippie kai yai, can you say diehard!!!
FT Crypto watch sets the official clock ticking now. We are already in day 93 of the FT positive Nexo news blackout.
The FT blackout on Liz Truss pro crypto news lasted around FOUR YEARS by their count, the Watch has only been on it this year, but we believe them! The sheer fashion with which they gloated to break the news blackout on Liz's views only after she & Kwasi were broken!!
Yes it's Day One of the FT news blackout on Rishi loving crypto!!! Ar ar ar ar ar ar ar love it loveit.
OK FT, fine then.
Tradfi corruption funnies: Pension funds are NOT ALLOWED by law to lever up and invest with borrowed money. But, (heh) LDI's were invented to, like, man, match investments with liabilities with derivative shorting BULLL#$(#$#(*&#*($!!! to juice returns and get bankers paid more. Ultimately, LDI's helped pension funds lever up like 3x!!! NOW, since this little bit of corrupt London shenanigans took a if not well deserved, gonna come SOMEDAY whoopsie, the FT et al blame LIz & Kwasi!!! Cue the clown music, there should be clowns.....
And, dear readers, this excellent quote 
from Andrew at Control Risks. It's not clear at all, lol!! It IS clear Xi loved the camera when he hauled off instantly ex-politburo ex members. Can you say centralized, censorable and censored!
Woulda been thin gruel, instead big laughs. Day one!! Free Rishi's pro crypto statements in the FT!!!! ar ar ar ar !!!
We love y'all, talk soon
Peace out
Love
Dave
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One last ner ner toldja so to the FT crypto teamthe PM is back in the crypto groove ah ha !! Usually earlier versions are better, but Kiss are so bad they did better with practice!!! just kidding we are forever kiss army. Ace Freely!! new yorker.
PS kiss were high schoolers who drew that very stage while daydreaming.
then thru sheer force of will there they were!! Amazing
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