Crypto current people, we love you! You know who you are!! Thank you, and thank the Publish0x 
for existing in this wonderful world.
Today's crypto in the FT! Wow WHAT a gorgeous paper. Janan Ganesh waxes poetic about the state of the dirigisme, the state control of the economy. Liz & Kwasi's bellyflops means many good ideas will now be radioactive. Reganism without the dollar will turn into Gaullism without the competence, lol.
The real estate crash in China is grinding people who paid large deposits just to watch construction halt and corruption reports flood in. Insult to injury, ya have to start paying your mortgage as soon as you put a deposit down on a future condo in some parts of China. That makes the tradfi corruption list for SURE!! but now people are giving up and stopping payments on abandoned shells. 
IN our unending Tradfi funnies, we DO have Credit Suisse senior unnamed employees telling us that they have NOT asked around for capital!! Dear readers know this means THEY DID!!!! OMG CS lost SIX BILLION in a giant festering account balance sheet sinkhole!!! Now, CS is begging investors, governments, ANYBODY for CAPTIAL!!! LMAO!!! The BIG boys go 5x on losing all the money Alex the machine lost!! Rookie, rookie numbers Alex!!
And on THAT cheery note, we see - no crypto that says crypto in the print FT today!! awww.... how can we look for the funny parts then ??
ONLINE! We are the different target market THERE!! 
nope, guess they gave us too much yesterday so we get none today. Ah man that's no fun, there is funny crypto news out there. We are off then!! There's a world of funny crypto news out there FT!!! C ya!! We are gonna find some for y'all people!!
Peace out,
Love
Dave
