Cryptofans, we love ya!!! As does the future. & everyone here on the thundering, stomping Publish0x baby!! Have another love letter!!
Changing the FT one crypto click at a time, Army!! Reading music: somewhere it is always the lower east side ar ar ar TLDR: La de da!! If we had chops, we would all be in the Brecker Brothers band baby!! singin East Riva!!!
Today in the FT: In print: Powell's loosening, crypto winter is OVAH!!
Tradfi funnies: Klarna lost FORTY BILLION in market cap!! if that was CRYPTO related we would know ALL ABOUT IT AH HA HA HA!!
The FT is going to bat for the LME, the LME just HAD to cancel all the trades that went against their biggest customer, they just HAD TO lmao!!!
The fiat war machine keeps beating those drums, here the FT normalizes Pakistan's army wearing MJ spats to dance with rifles, WTF really 
TLDR: Usually we see pics of Paki troops facing down Indian troops, both dressed kinda like each other but with different feather hats ar ar ar ar. Now, we read somewhere that the UK's army is smaller than it has EVER been, down under 200K troops across all forces. Maybe that's what this is about, someone is compensating!!! ar ar ar aroooOOOOO!!!
The Binance takes Tokyo story looks even better today on dead trees!!! The FTX stories making dead trees look even dumber today!! Speaking of, online we get this, it's funny:
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Dumb n dumber meets Enron. TLDR: lotta rehash, but that's a nice joke, Sammy is Jim Carey's Mr. Christmas with a bag o money and a bad suit. 
TLDR: funny, Sammy sez there is a shot for real value. What was that #!($@# we found in his wallet?? BRL, Borealis?? Sammy's "books" said it was worth seven million liquid but the Gecko said there is no market cap!!! Ah ha ha ha what a lie. How can people even pretend like Sammy doesn't KNOW he's lying!!!
The REAL story: we met a COUPLE FEW Wall Street players who bought houses for their high school buds, then had to TAKE THEM BACK when things went bad, ouchie ow ow that's funny sortof. Don't let the FT convince anyone this kind of high school stupidity with big bucks is new and only came along with crypto. Bosses at Bear Stearns ran things like feudal COURTS, kiss the ring, ask a favor. We never did it right but we are dumber.
Online - same story as six months ago, same pic as always these weeks. 
Remember Aurore? She said Binance getting legal in Paris was "incomprehensible," which means she has a very small ability to comprehend indeed!!! TLDR: we would like to beg Aurore to wake up. Or at least quit sleep lying!!
Any law the EU makes, or for that matter, Merica or the UK makes, will NOT mean a handful of white sand in the Bahamas, and she knows it. If Aurore cared about her city instead of just wanting to score points against the OTHER SIDE, she would realize it was great that France did not rack up the losses in FTX like the Brits did. Because Paris is going with legit hometown faves Binance!!!
The Real story: tired old agitprop copypasta. Rehash, wave the "let it burn" reg flag, wave the BIS agitprop from CDBC advocates (btc is not money nor investment!! OK leave it alone then ar ar ar ) same old same old.
one bit of reporting: the EU plan is one member state actually authorizes an exchange, then rubber stamped for other EUers. It's scary, FTX weaseled a license in Cyprus. Now, Cyprus is a well known shady city, a cyberpunk madness in Wired magazine where laws broke down and the jungle came back into the city. But it IS scary for the EU that THAT is their PLAN AH HA HA HA HA !!!
For once, a semi-human comment online - hey, it is not even clear that the Cyprus branch is insolvent. Sammy SAID it was fine ah ha ha ha ha!!
NEXT same story same lies groundhog deja vu.
TLDR: the REAL story is how the $($ is Sammy having this conference with the NYT, at least it looks like everyone else ran like the wind. Where's Gary, Where's Janet, & Zuck and the hundred billion dollar man from the Ukraine?? Thought they were sharing the stage!!
The REAL story:
It's funny, Sammy advocated auto liquidation to the massive FCM world. But he sure as ##(#@!!! had it TURNED OFF on HIS account!! Oh ya but he didn't know. Lies, more lies, d-mned lies.
But NO lies here, only love!! For y'all, and your crypto ways. and for LINK.
gotta snooze, take care of yourselves, we need y'all!!
Peace out,
Love
Dave
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