Children of the crypto, we love you!! Thanks for being here on the ever lovin cipher paradise of the Pub 0x!  Boosting the crypto positive Overton window!!!  to shine sunlight in on the fabric of crypto in the FT!!!  ew it does need disinfectant!! 

OK last Xmas reading music we promise

New Year's eve!!  Time to reflect, make resolutions, maybe break some before sleeping!!! What do we get in the salmon lady?? 

Big front page article on the big fat fiat whoopsie that WAS 2022!!  Crypto that secretly knows it's about crypto TLDR: articles are starting to appear saying don't just give up all investing forever ar ar ar !! Really, don't!! 

Ahh the pink lady is a gorgeous babe is she not!!  We saw some art, museums, studios in Paris that managed to impress us with Westwood and McQueen's work but we never knew this good on her go punk rockin fashion!! TLDR:  Yes baby yes!!! Who KNEW!!! NOT in the FT: uncensored!! Ah ha ha OK OK CRYPTO that says Crypto!!  Wait, one more VivianneTLDR:  Not in the FT it wasn't a tank but it was a pretty heavy armored car with a cannon and caterpillar tracks.  Our friends who drive tanks in Romania - Leka Rujak, hammerhaid,  we love you man - never seem to have this problem, but our friends driving tanks in the states say heavy treads mess up the asphalt pretty bad.  Fracking is better for road surfaces than tanks  ah ha ha you go Viv TLDR: riding shotgun baby!! 

OK OK crypto that says crypto!!  Here's an article that mentions crypto just to dump on it ah ha ha haTLDR:  "Last year’s craze for art backed by non-fungible tokens all but disappeared this year !!!"    tbf, the 2022 NFT peak was a BAYC for only 24 million, and THAT was all the way back in February!!  So, we gotta take those shots this year.   

The REAL story: Or do we?  not for long. Won't be in the FT, but Nike sold almost 200 million revenue in NFT's in 2022, throw in NFT sales from Tiffany, Gucci, D & G and Adidas and you hit a quarter billion per year in NFT revenue.  

Nansen is pretty serious - what did they see? TLDR: total volume of eight million eth in 2022 NFT trading.   OK, so eight million ETH is what holy cow that's right around TEN BILLION dollars  in ETH NFTs traded in 2022!!  MORE at the time they were TRADED AH HA HA HA !!!  OK bite it FT, yer a bunch of snobs trying to spit on a ten billion dollar a year market??  Eat a bag of FU's, cya.  TEN BILLION IS ALL BUT DISAPPEARED TO Y'ALL?? 

What else it's sparse!!Ah yes, predictions!!  TLDR: a list of 20 yes or no questions!! Readers write in to compete, best readers got 18 right last year, the FT got 15 right.   

What do we get for crypto?  One clinker that can be defined away TLDR:  you absolute rat bastards.  Define it, you @#!(#!@#(&*$@. will a coin that is in the top ten today not be in the top 100 by the end of 2023!!??  There, was that so hard, you rat (*$#$@(*#&$ !!!   Define "big ones!!!"  Anything as big as tradfi master Bernie Maddoff?? NO!!!! 

Have also a happy new year bag of FU's, including a special one for the "punters at the table" slur!!!   Your own paper reports how venture cap is POURING into crypto. " despite,"   ah ha ha ha ha "despite" blah blah $#(*&$#$(* blah!!!!  

Online we get a big goose egg!! REALLY?? really FT?  online and the whole weekend, that's what we get?  One stacked & rigged question for next year and a complete slight by the art market??? Ohh it's COLD turning the other cheek for the pink lady to slap but then it is christmas !!  We STILL love ya, FT, just can't trust ya about crypto.   We know (don't know) when we are not wanted we will leave!!!

But we will be right back on the FUNNY cryptos baby!! 

Peace out, sleep well when ya do, HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!! WAHOOO!!!! 

Love

Dave

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I am Santa Claus Ho ho ho ho ho Flying Through the snow
Can you hear him ho ho ho
He's so full of cheer
only has to work one day a year Children in their beds
Visions of sugar plums fill their heads
So many kids out there
Santa must be a billionare Red suit, boots of black
Big sack of toys hanging off his back
How much does he weigh
How do the reindeer pull his sleigh Nobody sees him
as he travels the world Leaving his presents
for the good boys and girls Ho ho ho ho ho Sees every move you make
Better be good for goodness sake
Leave him cookies and beer
He'll be back to your house first next year I am Santa Claus Ho ho ho ho ho