Cryptonauts good on ya, we love ya!! Thanks for Pub 0x crypto powering already better lifestyles for countries like Vietnam and Nigeria!!   It matters mighty Watch Army!!! 

Changing the ciphercoin fabric of the FT one click n chitpost at a TIME people!! What's cookin today!!??? 

TLDR:  ahh no crypto on the front page???  Wait, fixed that!!! ar ar ar. 

Tradfi Corruption Funnies!! This time, prints in the political corruption section ar ar ar OOOOOO!!

Tldr:  reading music for those pics, ar ar ar y'all took the money, but forgot to RUN!!!!  .  

The BIS's hit job on the death of all crypto, inshallah haibibi, makes dead trees. It's even funnier today!! Look at the hallucinations  of the head of "research" for the BIS, here. TLDR:   Hey, HELLO, right TODAY there is a giant fat CEX ticking over like the big black n yellow beast it IS!!!  Going tickyboo in UK terms!!     Showing sixty billion liquid baby!!!     No "renewed entry" nor growth from "embers" needed ah ha ha ha ha!! Wow, there are ivory towers, and then on top of those must be the locked room where these writers live!!!!   Bonus funny - we keep thinking the FT said "let it burn" & linked for the last time, boy howdy were WE wrong!!!! 

The dual pronged attack on Binance - bank run AND auditors quit!!! makes dead trees, it's still very funnyTDLR:  still not even a top 5 stress test for the don't care honey badger!!!  YEEEEE Haw, get along lil dogies!! 

Here's a non story that's a story cuz crypto bad TLDR: still don't care about miners.  Nor storage providers, nor network providers.  NOT NEWS. 

Online - we MISSED this one TWO DAYS AGO sorree Watch Army: But then, we covered the same story 3X already.  It's very funny.  The SEC says ETFs on btc FUTURES are FINE, cuz THEY are monitored by the CME.   But an ETF on spot BTC?? THAT would be subject to market manipulation, so, no.   

The REAL story:  The SEC is willing to feed oceans of money into the CME's games, but not into real BTC.  Instead they get to torture Greyscale even further, it's really funny!!!  Tho hard on Digital Assets Group who dared to go into crypto.   It IS funny that they pretend that's for safety. 

& that's it, all caught UP baby!!! Thanking you for being here.  We love you, take care of yourselves & stay warm!!! Remember there is no bad weather,  only  inappropriate clothing.  ar ar 

peace out

love,

Dave

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