Cryptonauts, we love you!! Thanks for joining the Publish0x army for crypto above fiat!!
Today's love letter to y'all, crypto, and the hope of crypto coverage in the FT without fear or favour. Yeah maybe someday ar ar ar !!
Ruh roh, Sammy in a teaser on the front page 
for the story we covered yesterday.
first, TradFi corruption funnies!! Cue the looney tunes muzak: 
plus cheer for the fiat war machine, don't forget!!! 
And of course the big news: it was Ryan what gave the cops the goods on Sammy: 
The French kerfluffle makes print with a puff picture of Herve, he looks the full part of a buzzkill:
Online in the FT today, the cryptofinance newsletter, woooo what a rehash stinker!!! It hurts to read this so y'all don't have to
TLDR: the lead bahama po po muscle has the good island HAT baby!! the one the tour guides always have, ya have to buy them at the french army PX lol!!! That's about the most interesting part of this rehash of FT anti-crypto narrative copypasta.
It's just sad. The redemption of crypto is futile!!! Binance don't NEED yer redemption, pinheads!!! Some #@(&!! lawyer sez the misuse of customer funds could never have happened at a regulated exchange. Oh yea, explain again to us how Jon Corzine stole customer funds and crashed and burned MF Global, couldja huh mr. lawyer??? The copypasta flounders about. Tether faces huge questions!!! Does it, it's still kicking arse on all comers like USDC ain't it?? Coinbase something profits!! don't you worry. Binance is a black box!! QUIT LYING Binance has 60 billion liquid and TOLD You no liabilities!! It's amateur hour!! Defi won't scale up!! Yes it already has and it will. Bitcoin has a carbon foot print, and, and, North Korea BINGO!!!! Eight shots please sir!!!
Some actor for some reason says some bs, dear LORD we do NOT care what actors say about much of anything. Rehash rehash. One news to us - Liz Warren is pushing the digital AML law, Crypto Center says it is unconstitutional. Not in the FT, it IS an unconstitutional attack on self custody, plus anyone running a node, and even developers, thank you Crypto Center.
We had heard, but it IS funny, the last days of Argo !! Dear readers know we don't care about any crypto miners, but it IS funny that Argo managed to accidentally publish drafts of their bankruptcy filings!!! ar ar ar ar !!
Rehash France polit infighting, rehash Binance outflows, rehash DA puffery after SBF charges. We used to look forward to this col, now we are bored before we read it!!! Someone asks CZ if Binances size is a single point of centralized possible failure, he says ya gotta let people win, gotta let them choose. The FT thinks this somehow conflates into defeat of the decentralization of crypto. No, FT, Binance could piff tomorrow, BTC don't care one WHIT, QUIT LYING!!! Finally a graph, what did we just say, Binance has about 60% ? Yep. Course the FT sez it like it's a BAD THING AR AR AR AR R !!!! 
Next online: wow, we just finished laughing at this one in our Binance article, it's news, but we are already bored with it. Losing it reading music for CZ - cuz the FT quoted him saying we didn’t even break stride arararararoooOoooThat's better. In reality Binance said they didn't even stutter. 
TLDR: Agitprop, FT be thy name. CHECK the SCARY pic !! ooh. the east is red, and Binance fades into FTX. No it $#$#(*& does NOT. This story tries hard to conflate FTX's criminal acts with Mazars going on strike as requested to support Armanio's narrative - ALL CRYPTO BAD. See, it wasn't the AUDITOR's fault that they did not NOTICE controls run on Quickbooks, and obvious bulll chit like illiquid dead chitcoins valued at 7x total market cap as a significant part of the balance sheet. It wasn't Maxime & Joe's fault they took 40 million from Sammy and don't want to give it back, see, it's just that ALL CRYPTO BAD, NOONE can audit crypto!!
All the firms audited by Mazars are fine. All the OTHER firms audited by Armanio, like Kraken, are FINE TOO!!!
We admit for a minute we thought OMG the FT LEX is RIGHT!!! what's the line systemic weaknesses caused by inter related players in the ecosystem? Then the coincidence of Mazar "pausing" right as Armanio tries to throw all crypto under the bus rather than face the already started, not in the FT, lawsuits for pretending to audit FTX and making no questioning comments. Willful blindness was it? It's very funny.
This whole long boring rehash twists the knife at every chance. Yet all five authors can't manage to mention that more than a billion $$$ has already flowed BACK INTO Binance.
Watch the knifework: Mazar's work was CRUCIAL!! Binance is BATTLING! rushing Nervous clients! Repeat the lie that Binance has not disclosed liabilities.
Here's a nasty - CZ refused to confirm if Binance could handle a 2.1 billion dollar clawback in FTX bankruptcy!! That's a lie - CZ said "we are financially ok" and let the lawyers handle all that. Another - Binance spoke of next gen proof of reserves to clients BUT WOULD NOT COMMIT TO A TIMELINE!!! OMG yer bias is SO SHOWING AAR AR AR AR AR AR !!!
Surprise, surprise, audit firms are jacking up crypto audit prices!! Hey that's fair. Ish.
The war for the crypto hearts and minds of the people is well on tho, and tradfi is marshaling its forces. So the Big Four are pausing before stepping into the limelight of auditing crypto firms. That's OK, Binance will be JUST FINE without y'all. It's funny, CZ knows y'all are short guards and he can just shoot over y'all! CZ is on the path to freedom of money. Rock freaking solid live online Merkel tree PoR including the non-existent liabilities are just a stepping stone on that stairway to heaven, baby!!!
NEXT!! Lawyers love lawyers, puffery for John Ray, the Red Adair of bankruptcy court!! 
TLDR; Ray penetrated shell companies to extract money outta Citigroup and Leman. It's funny, Ray says FTX and the Bahama's colluded to rob heavy coin out of FTX in the days AFTER Sammy signed the papers!!!
Next online!! A big long wordy outline sprawling rehash
TLDR yes, TTTTL. very few new details. The swiped 8 billion went to the mysterious Korean Friend account. Almeda alone did not have to pay interest on positions. Sammy admits Almeda lost more money than they ever did or will make.
The REAL story: kinda puffery. Does not say Sammy stole all along, which Ray said. It does say Almeda had "access to faster transactions," which is the closest the FT has come to saying Sammy was front running the chit out of all his client's trades.
ONLINE oh please no, not BIS agitprop!!! Oh yes, the finest, paid for with all the fresh fiat the BIS can print!! 
TTLDR: A mis-statement of why crypto was born. Followed by the same old lies, viz: Crypto is centralized - see, some protocols are centralized. and FTX was centralized!! Therefore what, BTC is centralized?? AH HA HA HA HA!!! BIS, ya just GOTTA pay for some smarter critics!!! WE all could do better than THAT!!!
The BIS further day dreams. Crypto will shrink and return to hobby form!!! AH HA HA HA tell it to Vietnam and Nigeria. And, BTW, good luck!!!
Dreaming ON - LET CRYPTO BURN!! With a link to the FT story, in a BIS article, wow that's certainly bias in cahoots ar ar ar ar arOOOOO!!
More sillyness - like the stablecoin regulations will change ANYTHING except make some coins more inefficient.
Crypto is self-referential, little tangible economic activity. Assess the economic value of crypto, it is meager!! OH, but BTW, BIS CBDCs will be PERFECT!! BWAA HA HA. PERFECT!!!
The REAL story: The value of crypto is that the people are no longer 100% in thrall to Cantillon positioned insiders taking ALL their money ALL the time. We don't have to LISTEN to your nonsense!! Nice to hear y'all are so sure crypto is shrinking and dead, so don't worry about it then. Also since it's so centralized like ya said, so y'all could just ban it anytime, huh? Go on ahead, LET it burn baby burn!! AH ha ha ha. Then the closing hypocrisy with the CDBCs, how do y'all LOOK at each other!!!
