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Changing the fabric of crypto in the FT one click at a time, thank you Watch Army!  Today's intellectual feast in the pink lady: YESSS!!! lookit that BTC print!!! Toldja!

Crypto that says crypto!! Meaning biased AND negative!! TLDR: it's funny, the last PM wanted to build her city on rock n roll BTC!!! So the FCA and the FT shut her down!!! Now the new one wants the same thing.  So the FT sez crypto "lurching from crisis to crisis" and the FCA installs a new, even more negative chair. 

Where do they GET these people?   Well, the House of Commons uses a secret ballot to elect the head of Treasury, that's scary!! Then Treasury installs the chair.  This one Ashley comes from Hong Kong's Securities and Futures Commission.  It's funny, HK screwed up THEIR crypto world!! Now it's the UK's turn!!!    Ashley sez crypto is size money laundering!! Funny, HK just busted two guys for washing a half billion through 100 bank accounts & the metals market with China and Hong Kong.  No crypto whatsoever.  Zoom out - Hong Kong just finished doing regs to try and make HK MORE accessible to crypto!!  In reality, Ashley helped bar the little people from accessing crypto, only the big people can have any.  He will fit in great in the UK then!!!   

What else is funny?  These professional reg hammerers call themselves CEOs !! ah ha ha!! Ash was the "CEO" of the commission.  As if he had to face P&L consequences and real world decisions like an actual CEO ar ar ar!!!  Nah, Ash started at the HK SFC back in 2001.  He held the cushy job of "CEO" of the commission for over a decade.  During which he destroyed the HK Crypto markets entirely.  He must be leaving cuz they are loosening, ar ar ar ar OOOOOO!!! #($*&#(*@&$(*#. $#(@#*$&#(*$&$@&!!!!!!! 

We can't say enough what a schmuck Ashley was!! Check this- in Hong Kong, all the tradfi execs got a pass from doing Covid tests, quarantines, etc!!! BUT NOT CRYPTO WORKERS!!!  Gee thanks Ash!!  It's funny!!!

AHH moving ON !!

Crypto won't say crypto!!! Here's an article about censoship!! Ruh roh, we call people idiots ALLA TIME!!!

Move move!! Here's a crypto story that stacks up the funnies!!! TLDR: more classic anti crypto agitprop competing for the FT flat roof pub meat prize of the month!  Even including the $#(#$&#$&( anonymous sources whinging. 

 Here the FT tries to laugh at HK's financial secretary Paul Chan, cuz he is trying to bring back retail crypto to HK!!    It's very funny, read between the lines: that means Paul kicked Ashley the #(@$*#$ out of his crypto biz!!!!   Even funnier, Justin tweeted China loves Crypto even tho crypto is BANNED in China!! 

Fiat war machine porn keeps printing in the FT!! Ya know, it's illegal to fly less than 1,000 feet above most cities, right?

TLDR: so why the $#($*& are the imaginary new jets dive bombing the Coliseum? 

Moving: TLDR:  First class crypto agitprop hate!!  LOOKIT that lead - CZ blames the collapse of FTX for withdrawals this week!!!  TBF, the FT prints honey badger CZ's quote (one of many) - NO amount of withdrawals would put Binance under pressure.  And that  a billion flowed BACK IN, hidden in the next to last paragraph, the @$(#$&#ers.  The FT even prints Binance has 60 billion of reserves!!

Otherwise it's all crypto neggy bullll @!(#*#&!!!   The REAL story:  the FT repeats the lie that Reuters said Binance is facing criminal charges.  Reuters said that two #$(*$&#$(*#&$(!!!!! #@!($$!(*#$&&. unnamed sources said that MAYBE or maybe NOT something MIGHT happen.  The FT repeats the LIE that Binance has not disclosed their liabilities.  They HAVE, in an AMA, in public tweets, and DIRECTLY SPEAKING TO THE FT THEY HAVE NO $#($*&#(*& LIABILITIES!!!   Have three out of five FUs for this one, FT, we FEEL the HATE!!! One FU for the Reuters lie, one for the liabilities lie, and one for the stinky spin!!! Judges say only TWO FUs, we say FU JUDGES!!! 

MOVING!! this in print: TLDR: "the glow of cryptocurrencies will fade!!"  Yes, cause evil flying monkee lawyers will gum up the trial for decades like Mt. Gox, is THAT what yer saying??  Cue agitprop for the flat roof pub meat contest.  Bill Gates said crypto is all "greater fool". STFU and go back to Epstein island with your wife, Bill.  Oh wait, rich as you are, she won't HAVE you ar ar ar !!! 

 People will look at Congress given the massive political donations.  Take yer money to the casino at least it's regulated!!   

The REAL story  Tom's pretty smart, real jobs, on linked in.  Calls himself an author, financial services advisor, and expert witness !@!@#!@  what a sweet gig, we tried to nail that down in market data case law, never could.  Once you become an expert witness ONCE, all the other lawyers find you from that case and you get PAID and usually don't even have to GO to court!!!   

Nevertheless, he's a $#( head on crypto.  Wrote an article this summer about how someday he might buy some. Tom thinks the crypto crisis was predictable.  Tom says this crypto winter is WARM compared to the NEXT one.  Bite it, Thommie, if you never made ANY money in the crypto market, you are a CHIT financial services advisor.  Zoom out - WHAT crypto crisis are y'all talking about?  FTX was a zit on Binance's arse. Corporate AND shrimp adoption worldwide is going to the MOON!!! 

The usual BS of conflating one drug addicted politically hooked up criminal with bitcoin's decentralized triumph over MOST of the fiats in the world by mode.  No, FU, those who love decentralization will NOT be begging for regulation. 

Tom says those who did biz with FTX are feeling foolish.   Yeah, cuz they COULDA gone to Coinbase or Binance!!! NOT because of crypto. What's that- we count six to eight FU's, Judges will allow FOUR OUT OF  FIVE fu's for this tripe!!

Oooh, it's the editorial board!! In a wide ranging effort: TLDR: Sammy's awesome PR machine is still coasting forward here.  Awww, widdle Sammy was just "fake it till ya make it."    OOOHhhh, don't sour on loving entrepreneurial genius!!!  Innovation requires boldness!!! HUSH!!! buried in the NEXT TO LAST paragraph, Democratic pols were paid off by Sammy who did not eschew,  but advocated regulation!!!  IN ORDER TO CRUSH THE COMPETITION! AH hah ha ha good one FT.   We want to award two or at least  some FU's over, but the Judges say the opeds are too slick for us.  And escape with their spin with no FU's out of five.  

MMMOOOOOOOVE!!!! Lex weighs in, worse than usual!! Is there a new crypto hater writing for LEX now?? TLDR:  CZ said no amount of withdrawals can hurt Binance.  Lex scoffs - very BRAVE.    Repeat the LIE that Binance is facing criminal anything - they are NOT.  Repeat the FCA's failure to work with Binance - Binance spent millions and hired floors of idiots to work with the FCA, who denied them and instead London was the NUMBER ONE SUCKER burned by FTX by location!!!   Repeat the lie that Binance has no statement of liabilities - they have stated it DIRECTLY TO THE FT, and everywhere else imaginable.  

But that's all worn out agitprop.  Next Lex bumbles off trying to say what?  Binance did 35bn yesterday, Coinbase did 1.3 bn.  Ok, so what? "it appears to be the biggest platform. "  Ya ya ya, if INDEED that is your real NAME, Lex!!! ar ar ar !! FTX supposedly did 17bn in vol.   If Binance picks up a fraction of this, it would be unassailable (sic) AH HA HA HA the typesetter is confused too.  No period!!! Missing words?? def missing thoughts.  

Then Lex loses the plot - it is entirely reasonable to believe that crypto  interconnections create systemic weakness.  Terraform crashed, then BlockFi, then FTX saved BlockFi and then both crashed!!   NO crypto geniuses exist, connect the dots!!!

The REAL story: It could be reasonable to BELIEVE that flying monkees might come out of your ARSES, Lex!! Given the drivel we see in print.   Are y'all saying that Satoshi was NOT a crypto GENIUS???   Culminating years of cipher work to free the power of money from the states, and start a 880 billion dollar industry??  What IS y'alls criteria for genius?  Let's see, it's MONEY right?  Well, there is seventeen billion sitting in Satoshi's wallet right now, chilling, liquid.   Is that enough to count to y'all bitter people?? 

Terra was a Ponzi.  BlockFi were idiots who gave billions to idiots.   FTX never did rescue BlockFi.  Where is the systemic weakness in Binance??  QUIT LYING about no statement of liabilities!!!  That's two FU's bare minimum, if y'all were not LEX it would be four or five.   We reckon your mind just broke trying to finish the sentence about how Binance is unassailable, we under stand AAR AR AR AR AR AR OOOOOOOO!!!! 

Not in the FT:  it's even funnier, CZ said wth, it's a good idea to have big ass stress tests for each of the exchanges every so often!!!! If yer scoffing at CZ for being brave, quote the BIG funnies!!!! 

Online!! Here's a classic: TLDR: The PM, Macron's party wants to surf that crypto jobs wave!!  Right now legally it's all good until 2026!!!   

But Herve  is  from a different party than the PM.   So HE wants to shut it down!! 

That's it.  That's the whole article.  Oh, the FT mentions Aurore, who recently made the same headlines for the same reasons, making the same attack now.  Otherwise, standard let it burn agitprop.    France's crypto group Adan says France is abandoning the future. 

Judges whinge but we insist on at least one FU for not mentioning the political infighting going on.  Prediction:  Binance will stay in Paris just fine as Mica rolls slowly in. 

Finally, online, Alphaville runs true to form:loads of crypto hate!! In particular for the CFTC!!  TLDR: wow, the ex-head of the CFTC, Chris Giancarlo, now a flying lawyer again, was actually HIRED by SBF to introduce him to Gary!!!! OMG.     The Real story:  AV is correct, the CFTC is the weakest reg hammerers.  But they say that like it's a BAD thing ar ar ar !!!  we cannot deal any FU's, AV has a point here.  We knew details of Sammy and the CFTC and Gary were gonna be stinky.  

Hey that's it, we are caught UP baby!!! We love y'all, gotta pass out!!

Keep the faith, true believers !!! Excelsior!!  Crypto winter is STILL over, spring will push THRU!!! 

Peace out, 

love,

Dave

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