Crypto people we love you!! Thanks for being here to ordain the crypto benefits here on the anointed Publish0x!! Your mighty Watch Army is an important sign of the times, laughing at the tradfi doggeral agitprop.
What laughs in the salmony pages?? Here's a tradfi corruption epic! 
eTLDR: wtaf? no one knows, but sounds like the CEO they arrested first ratted out the CFO who ratted out another as yet unknown. Ar ar ar !! Stay tuned we say pass the popcorn!! It's a morality folk tale about the fallacies of trusting centralized money power ar ar ar
andd THAT"S iT!! the cold cold shoulder of no crypto comes like a permafrost winter!! Oh, we got crypto won't say crypto. How much did the central banks mess up with inflation? 
TLDR: oh, it's an enigma within a fingertrap. Whatever. OR, central banks have screwed the poodle so badly that first zombie companies where formed, now they are squeezed!! Too low for too long baby!! where's the riddle?? Where is the concept of non central bank controlled money, that would have SAVED joe sixpack with the man bun!!
Well, now it's here ha ha!! It's funny, the people who stopped schumpetarian creative destruction ended up causing WAY MORE!!!
OK, we will go laugh at the New York Times then. We know when we are not wanted bla bla
nah we don't know. Here's eye cleanser
Wait there is one article that equates crypto to 100% pure gambling. Casinos are getting pushed out of jersey sponsorships, so the FT prints THEM attacking crypto, it's just SAD. Here, last two paragraphs before the final one: 
TLDR: slip the knife in there FT!!! Get that hack job on! Compete for the FT flat roof pub meat prize for top anti-crypto narrative agitprop copypasta!!! Sub category: story not about crypto.
Zoom out for the big laugh. Punters in gambling are going to lose to the house over the long run. BTC on the other hand defeats all other investments over a rolling four year horizon, bite it FT. 
We love you cryptonauts!!
Please recruit for your mighty Watch Army. Dear readers know we ARE the size of a small flea on a big dawg now baby ha ha!!! We HAVE the flying bridge now ar ar ar !!
Follow us we will follow you !
@davidsawyer
Peace out,
Love
Dave
