cyphercoin lovers, we love you!! Thanks to you your watch army now numbers OVAH 1,000 happy campers!!! Together we push back the limits of crypto and then it's miller time!
Once again y'all and the algo instruct us to focus on humor, yet here we are again wading thru the FT!! oh well let's dig out the FUNNY parts!
Hey HEY!! Once AGAIN a full page crypto enabled ad makes dead trees!! 
TLDR: AND once again, our theory holds true thus far. There are NO neggy crypto stories today!! Cuz there ARE no crypto stories!!
Pretty sus when BTC pops above 29, about to go over 30K, and the FT hasn't mentioned NUTHIN since BTC broke and held 27.
But still we got tradfi corruption funnies!! Remember boys n girls, the decreasing Brit life expectancy means PROFITS for insurance companies!! Ar ar ar !! Ah THAT's depressing. Hey we showed up to walk point for the Watch Army, at least we should have some fun anti-war reading music!!TLDR: ahh THAT's better!!
Here's a global story. We love it as it's about another place Mericans prolly can't find on a map!! It's about y'know democracy and the economy.
TLDR: Dear readers know it's TOTAL #$(*&#$(*& BS.
NOT in the article - Gambia has been suffering with inflation, this year the official rate is about 14%. Here's a quick peek at the OFFICIAL exchange rates, e.g. the game we play called just lookit this chitcoin: 
TLDR: and that's against the chitcoin of the USD. So, NOT in the FT of course NEVER in the #(@#(&$& FT what is Gambia doing about it??
TLDR: AH ha ha ha ha!!! Can't stop an idea whose time has come, no matter HOW much condescending, willfully blind carefully mis-focused agitprop ya pile on top !!
We adore you cryptonauts!!! Thanks for joining the Watch Army, it's important!
We know when we are not wanted!! Well, no we don't really, we are not that bright, but we will return to the hunt for funny crypto news!!
Peace out,
Love
Dave
@davidsawyer follow us we will follow you!!!
Please refer a pal!! The work of the Watch Army is only BEGINNING!!!
