Shitcoins Pump The Hardest! 🤓 What About Aping Into $MILF?
$MILF Shitcoin Pump

Shitcoins Pump The Hardest! 🤓 What About Aping Into $MILF?


If Dogecoin has taught us all one important lesson, then it´s this one: In the world of cryptocurrencies, you can make a nice amount of Satoshis with useless shitcoins.

Some people like my friend CryptoSorted even say that shitcoins pump the hardest.

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Elon tweets about $DOGE and all the Degens go for it. Dogecoin pumps and dumps.

Investing in Dogecoin is pure speculation. Never ever invest your hard-earned satoshis into high speculative cryptocurrencies that you are not also willing to lose.

Well, now it´s definitely too late to ape into $DOGE unless you enjoy getting rekt. I mean just look at the chart above. If you buy the top now, you will end up selling the dip while Elon is having fun. 

Another example of a hard-pumping shitcoin is $CUMMIES. CumRocket ($CUMMIES) is a deflationary token that is intended to be used for tipping and messaging content creators on adult content platforms. Well, as you see, CumRocket has already MoonRocket and you have to admit honestly that you have missed out ... or did you invest in $CUMMIES? 👂

So shitcoins pump the hardest but for aping into in $DOGE or $CUMMIES, it is too late. Now what to do if you don't want to miss out on the shitcoin fun? I have an idea ...

$MILF

 

What About $MILF?

$MILF is a newly created shitcoin that has just launched on Pancakeswap. They say that $MILF is the mother of all coins, created by a bunch of motherfunders. It is so shitty and useless that it surely has the potential to pump hard. 

$MILF is the ticker for "Moms I’d Love to Fund". It is a sincere effort by a group of motherfunders who wanted to give something back to the non-crypto world, especially to the sexy mothers.

Look, we all wouldn’t be where we are today if it wasn’t for the mothers. $MILF is a moon mission with a heart. Buy, hold, and don’t forget to call your mom! 

Mom is always thinking that you haven’t eaten enough and you are looking kind of thin. Because mother cares, 5% of every trade is distributed by moms back to polite holders. Just hold $MILF and big mama will take care of you.

Moms are also the queens of their castle, right? That´s why the moms are making sure that the foundation is strong by locking 5% of every trade into liquidity.

All in all, it sounds like you can have a lot of Shitcoin-fun with $MILF.

 

My Final Words

At the end of my post, I really need to remind you very clearly that my intention in this post is to raise your awareness of Shitcoin-fun. My intention is not to replace your own research. I may look smart on my profile pic but I am not your financial sensei. 🤓  

Aping into Shitcoins is highly risky. You can not only make a lot of Satoshies but you can also lose them all. I advise you not to put more Satoshis into Shitcoins than you are also willing to lose.

I hope I could provide you with some interesting and useful information about $MILF and Shitcoin-Fun.

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