Cryptonator`s Shitcoin Collection
Cryptonator`s Shitcoin Collection

Cryptonator`s Shitcoin Collection

What`s in your Shitcoin Bag?


This Project Rebranded for the 4th Time and Now It Is Apparently AI

2 Jun 2025 3 minute read 10 comments Cryptonator`s

There I was, deep in the Web3 trenches, pretending to be productive while scrolling through Twitter like every responsible degen does. Suddenly, I see it: “Introducing our new vision: We are now an AI-powered, modular, multi-chain intent-based liquid...

I Logged Into the Metaverse in 2025 and Found a Ghost Town with Lag

25 May 2025 2 minute read 9 comments Cryptonator`s

Remember the Metaverse? That glorious, overhyped, underdelivered digital utopia where we were all supposed to live, work, party, and buy $40,000 pixel sneakers? Yeah. About that. It is 2025, and the Metaverse is now a ghost town with Discord servers...

$USD1 Just Got Listed on Binance and I Still Wouldn’t Touch It With a Ledger

23 May 2025 1 minute read 3 comments Cryptonator`s

So Binance listed $USD1. The crypto streets went wild. Influencers tweeted in all caps. Telegram groups lit up. And someone, somewhere, definitely yelled “mass adoption!” through a Guy Fawkes mask. Me? I turned off my notifications and went back to d...

Trumpcoin Reloaded: The Stablecoin Empire Strikes Back

16 May 2025 2 minute read 2 comments Cryptonator`s

You thought the Trump-crypto circus had peaked? That the rug had already been pulled? Oh no, fren. They have only just finished rolling it out. This isn’t a clown show anymore; it is a fully televised liquidity heist, and the VIP box is full of poli...

Gorklon Rust Strikes Back: Elon Musk, Meme Coins, and the Rise of the Galactic Rug

13 May 2025 2 minute read 0 comments Cryptonator`s

You thought it was over. You thought the meme-coin markets had cooled down, that maybe, just maybe, Elon Musk had logged off, taken a walk, touched some grass. But no. He has returned. Not as Elon Musk, not as Technoking, but as Gorklon Rust, a name...

BREAKING: Elon Musk Rebrands Himself as “Gorklon Rust,” Decides Human Names Are for Fiat Plebs

5 May 2025 2 minute read 7 comments Cryptonator`s

In what can only be described as another Tuesday in the metaverse of Elon’s mind, the man formerly known as Elon Musk has officially rebranded himself on X (formerly Twitter, formerly a functional company) as Gorklon Rust. Yes, Gorklon. Rust. Not a...

The Slow Rug of Presearch: When “Decentralized Google” Turned Into a Web3 Ghost Town

4 May 2025 2 minute read 20 comments Cryptonator`s

Grab your ledger, take a deep breath, and let’s talk about a project that went from moon vibes to ghost chain status. Remember Presearch? That plucky little “Google killer” that promised you could get PAID to do what you already do 25 times a day, s...

Meme Coins Are the Cancer of Crypto ... And The Only Thing Worse Is the “Pump Fun” Mentality

24 Feb 2025 3 minute read 12 comments Cryptonator`s

Crypto was supposed to be a revolution: decentralized finance, self-sovereignty, financial freedom. Instead, half of this space is busy gambling on meme coins with names like ShibaTrump420ElonInu, hoping to get rich before the inevitable rug. Meme co...

Two Years of Waiting And Now This? The Coinlist and Tribal Token Presale Scam

1 Nov 2024 3 minute read 1 comment Cryptonator`s

I'm still trying to comprehend what just happened. After waiting nearly two years for Coinlist to deliver the $TRIBL tokens from the Tribal Crypto presale, they finally did, at least the first 25% of them. But what should have been a moment of relie...

The Ongoing Token Presale Failures And Scams On CoinList

15 Jul 2024 2 minute read 13 comments Cryptonator`s

I published an article about "Red Flags On CoinList: Is The Tribal Token Presale Scam Just The Tip Of The Iceberg?" a few weeks ago. Since the Tribal Token presale scam, numerous token presales on CoinList have exhibited similar alarming issues, lead...