So Binance listed $USD1.
The crypto streets went wild. Influencers tweeted in all caps. Telegram groups lit up. And someone, somewhere, definitely yelled “mass adoption!” through a Guy Fawkes mask.
Me?
I turned off my notifications and went back to doomscrolling.
Because $USD1 being listed is about as exciting as getting airdropped homework. It is worse than actual fiat, dressed like a stablecoin, wearing a mask of “freedom,” coded by suits, and printed by people who think decentralization is a bad word.
So What Is USD1 Supposed To Be?
It is branded as a “patriotic” stablecoin, born from the same universe that gave us freedom fries and campaign slogans turned DAOs.
In reality?
It is a fully centralized, fully controllable, freeze-friendly, blacklist-powered digital dollar. Which, in case you are new here, is literally the opposite of why we got into crypto in the first place.
You want programmable money? Cool.
But I don’t need it programmed to snitch on me, freeze my wallet, or report to Mar-a-Lago HQ when I tip someone in a meme coin.
Why Is Binance Listing It? Because Binance Does Numbers
Let's be real: Binance is not here to verify your vibes. It is a platform, not your crypto therapist. If a token has volume, attention, or hype, it gets listed.
So yeah, $USD1 gets a trading pair, some exposure, maybe a “zero maker fee” promo. But that does not mean that it is legit.
It just means someone's marketing budget is bigger than my post-farming regrets.
Binance isn ot validating $USD1.
It is just putting it on the menu, next to 900 other coins you will probably forget by next quarter.
My Final Conclusion
Listen, I get it. Stablecoins serve a purpose. But when they come pre-packaged with political vibes, wallet blacklists, and freeze functions. They are not stable. They are dangerous.
Binance listing $USD1 does not change what it is.
It just gives you a front-row seat to watch the circus with better liquidity.
Me? I will stick to real crypto. Messy, volatile, chaotic, but mine.
And while $USD1 tries to rebrand fiat with patriotic marketing fluff, I will be farming smarter, trading freer, and stacking real assets.
If you are not on Binance yet, maybe now’s the time ... not to ape into $USD1, but to actually know what is worth trading before the suits sell it to you wrapped in buzzwords.
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Stay based. Stay free. Stay allergic to stablecoins with freeze buttons.
