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I traded up to 7 figures in the 2021 bull market, and I'm going to hit 8 figures by 2025. Here's how.


Final Boss IMF Tanks Bitcoin 20% in 1 Hour

8 Sep 2021 1 minute read 3 comments Hamminy

Kidding. I don't think today's bitcoin dump was a coordinated effort by international banking cartels to make El Salvador look bad. Maybe not directly. Might have been some folks who work for international banks trading in their personal accounts. Bu...

Are You Wasting Time Gaming When You Could Be Yield Farming?

1 Sep 2021 4 minute read 11 comments Hamminy

There's a narrative that crypto games provide an advantage for gamers over non-paying games. They absolutely do. Instead of getting a pristine AAA experience for no money, you could play an experimental blockchain game and possibly lose money! Oh, I'...

The Dark Future of Solana & Star Atlas

1 Sep 2021 4 minute read 2 comments Hamminy

So much cool stuff going on in the cryptosphere right now, I really had a time figuring out what to write about. I chose perhaps the most negative thing because I figure all of the airhead bubblehead duckfuck dickheads can talk all that "awesomebrowo...

Coinbase Hacked. Plebs Rekt. Good.

25 Aug 2021 2 minute read 9 comments Hamminy

Mainstream news outlets are reporting that hackers have hacked Coinbase, reking a ton of people. Good. Maybe people will now begin to understand the meaning of financial sovereignty. I've been yelling from my corner for months now — that little crap...

Hoskinson's Genius Move for Cardano

24 Aug 2021 1 minute read 4 comments Hamminy

So a bunch of selfish pieces of shit Cardano holders got together and said, "Hrr, durr, I just learned the basics of finance. When supply go down, dur hurr durr, my coin value go up. Hurr durr, lemme introduce a proposal for Cardano to burn someone e...

Why I'll Never Tell You My Exact Crypto Plays

22 Aug 2021 7 minute read 11 comments Hamminy

I do my damn level best to bring you strategies for crypto, and over and over again I get questions like "what about this coin? what about that coin?" I would really love to see the folks who ask these questions in person. Are they really super poor...

Defi Platforms Forced to Register With Random Regulators

20 Aug 2021 2 minute read 5 comments Hamminy

This isn't just an "I told you so" article. Because I have been talking about fake ass defi forever. For instance, there is no way that any platform built on BSC or Solana can call itself defi. How exactly can you be decentralized on a centralized pl...

Yield Drag (Getting Mega Yield That's Not on Celsius, BlockFi, Coinbase or Gemini)

20 Aug 2021 2 minute read 2 comments Hamminy

Instead of accepting shit yield from places like Celsius and Gemini while risking your entire stack, here's a trick you can use to get the yield they get to pay you your pittance. I call it "yield drag" because it plays off of the way that swaps conn...

Liquid Exchange Hack Implicates Celsius

20 Aug 2021 2 minute read 5 comments Hamminy

I'm gonna drill it in your head until you get it — these little 6% returns on your crypto isn't worth giving up your keys. Liquid Exchange was recently hacked for $XXX million, and all of a sudden we hear Celsius hemming and hawing about it. Why?  Be...

Play to Earn vs. Play to Burn

19 Aug 2021 2 minute read 7 comments Hamminy

I'd love for Cryptoblades or My Defi Pet enthusiasts to explain to me WTF is going on with these garbage games. So in the latest update for My Defi Pet — first of all after MONTHS of waiting — ... they finally reveal this boss character. Now there is...