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I traded up to 7 figures in the 2021 bull market, and I'm going to hit 8 figures by 2025. Here's how.


Your Garbage Little 6% BlockFi Return is Getting Confiscated

22 Jul 2021 5 minute read 7 comments Hamminy

Defi, defi, defi. The news is that Blockfi is getting smacked around in its home state of New Jersey, and other states are getting in on the grift. Alabama of Forrest Gump fame is trying to say that Blockfi is dealing in unregulated securities, which...

It Happened

20 Jul 2021 4 minute read 7 comments Hamminy

BTC broke under $30k, oh no. Everybody who's anybody predicted that a sustained dump below $30k means that BTC is going to $24k, and that may not even be the floor. I was one of those people. Never completely rule out the notion of a huge short squee...

Duckstarter and DuckDaoDime Will Steal Your Money

16 Jul 2021 5 minute read 0 comments Hamminy

I've been making some seriously stupid moves lately. If I can keep even one of you from doing this bullshit I'm doing right now, it will be worth it. Before we get into why DuckDaoDime and Duckstarter are complete shit, I'd like to go back a bit in m...

Shitty Altcoin Monetary Policy Forecasts Shitty Fed Monetary Policy

15 Jul 2021 3 minute read 1 comment Hamminy

Regardless of how shit the project is, every project created on blockchain technology (assume sufficient decentralization of base layer) is its own mini Federal Reserve. These projects may choose to project themselves as companies, but they are close...

Is MillionToken (MM) a Scam?

14 Jul 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Hamminy

TL;DR — No! In case you've been under a rock, the MillionToken (MM) from Youtuber TechLead is the latest pump and dump to make waves. The coin itself has no utility and a stated USD $1.00 peg. Personally, I missed the open for this token, so I only f...

Tezos Defi is Next Up

11 Jul 2021 4 minute read 13 comments Hamminy

Note: All price predictions and happy times mentioned in this article are contingent upon bitcoin not shitting the bed. If BTC shits, none of what I say here applies. I don't know about you, but I think Polygon and Binance Smart Chain are just about...

Wells Fargo Shuts Down ALL Personal Credit Lines?

10 Jul 2021 2 minute read 2 comments Hamminy

Damn, Wells Fargo. ALL personal credit? Not just the bad credit risks, not just the delinquent accounts — all of the shit. Are you kidding me? I'm happy this happened, because if you've ever been inside of a Wells Fargo, you could have seen this comi...

Kucoin Kidnaps Kash 4 KYC

10 Jul 2021 3 minute read 17 comments Hamminy

Tried to use Kucoin for a purchase I couldn't get anywhere else. Kucoin, I thought, was one of the only legit CEXs left that didn't require KYC. Aaaaaaaand of course my transaction gets stuck for no reason. I checked all of the normal things. Sent to...

Two Winners in This Crypto Dove Market — DAOs and Games

8 Jul 2021 4 minute read 7 comments Hamminy

I'm watching the crypto market as a whole run the range lows (approx. $30k) again, wiping out all of the gains from the earlier part of the week. We've been through this like 6 times now since the 60% BTC drop from its $64k high. If you've been follo...

Crypto's Top 5 Most Retarded Toxic Communities

7 Jul 2021 4 minute read 6 comments Hamminy

Crypto is all about community, and some projects are doomed to fail because of their shit communities. I feel it's my duty to inform you of the dumbest, most toxic communities around so that you won't be fooled by huge APYs and promises of next-gen t...