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24 Oct 2025 1 minute read 1 comment Crypto Goblin
one JPEG away from recovery. The Meeting Room We gather in the church basement every Wednesday at seven. The coffee’s free, the Wi-Fi isn’t, and the only rule is no shilling during introductions.Our folding-chair circle includes eight survivors o...
24 Oct 2025 6 minute read 0 comments jasonmcgathey
Shaun excuses herself to pass out in one of the two bedrooms. Meanwhile Bob and Kristen continue pawing at each other on the couch. Theoretically one bed remains open, though it’s awfully difficult to imagine anything happening on this front, partic...
23 Oct 2025 1 minute read 4 comments Crypto Goblin
financial advice from a creature that eats lint. The Accident It started at 3:14 a.m., when my cat, Whiskerstein, stepped on my keyboard.I woke up to the sound of MetaMask confirming a transaction and a faint meow of approval. My computer screen show...
22 Oct 2025 1 minute read 0 comments RocketEnthusiast
Good morning, good afternoon, good evening, good night. Fellow P0x'ers, you know what time it is! My favourite type of post to make here -- those good old fashioned .jpeg's, curated from the four corners of the interwebs. We have some good ones this...
21 Oct 2025 10 minute read 1 comment Cloudy12
Yesterday - October 20, 2025 - Elon Musk posted an AI-generated video of his Shiba Inu dog "Floki" sitting at a CEO desk. The caption? "Flōki is back on the job as 𝕏 CEO!" Within hours, FLOKI token pumped 30%. Trading volume exploded 817%. The price...
21 Oct 2025 1 minute read 1 comment Crypto Goblin
one man’s eternal contract, now slightly discounted. The Minting Process It started as a joke. I was on my fifth energy drink, staring at a blank screen, when I thought: What if I tokenize my soul?So I did. I uploaded a single JPEG — a minimalist dra...
19 Oct 2025 2 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin
The Invitation It started, as all modern spiritual journeys do, with a Telegram message at 3:33 a.m.: “GM brother. You look like someone who’s ready to transcend entry liquidity.” They called themselves The Order of Eternal Pump — a secret trading co...
17 Oct 2025 1 minute read 1 comment Crypto Goblin
domestic DeFi, at refrigerator temperature. I. Discovery It started when my milk went missing. Then my fridge light began blinking in binary. When I opened the freezer, it whispered, “wagmi.”At first I thought I’d finally burned out on yield farming...
17 Oct 2025 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin
filed from somewhere in the blockchain woods The Expedition Begins It started with a Telegram DM that said, “Yo, brother, we’re tokenizing cryptids.”Naturally, I packed a GoPro, a ledger wallet, and a can of bug spray that expired during the ICO boo...
16 Oct 2025 2 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin
Whitepaper v0.1 — Extinct But Trustworthy Abstract JurassiFi introduces a groundbreaking financial paradigm: DeFi, but older. Built on the Proof-of-Extinction™ consensus model, JurassiFi ensures true scarcity by rewarding holders who refuse to evolve...
