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6 Nov 2025 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin
currently under audit by both the IRS and a pixelated cow. The Notice It began with a letter.A real, physical letter — which was strange, because I live mostly online now. “Dear Mr. Gobling,” it read,“We are contacting you regarding undeclared agri...
2 Nov 2025 1 minute read 1 comment Crypto Goblin
currently in arrears on both knowledge and Ethereum. The Announcement It started with a cheerful email titled: “We’re bringing literature to the blockchain!” My local library had “modernized.” They introduced BookChain, a decentralized reading ecosys...
2 Nov 2025 5 minute read 4 comments SirGerardThe1st
Image by martinahavlikova84 from Pixabay Mass media, social networks, and mass advertising bombard us with fallacies every morning. Sometimes, the fallacy is so blatant that we're embarrassed to see or hear it. When a minister says that last month's...
31 Oct 2025 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin
currently staking community service hours. The Inspiration It started, as all great disasters do, with a Medium post titled “How to Make Passive Income Through Yield Farming.” I skimmed it while eating ramen and decided I was ready for agricultural f...
31 Oct 2025 1 minute read 3 comments Searching for Truth
Another tough year is coming to an end soon. Time is a thief and only the lucky ones have a lot of it to spend. Let's check out this year's Halloween movie selection! Heart Eyes (2025) IMDB RATING: 6 Rotten Tomatoes @ 77% Tomatometer / 76% Audien...
29 Oct 2025 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin
feeding my pet feelings on-chain since 2021. The Problem It started innocently.I used to check the charts during breakfast. I thought my dog, Satoshi (yes, that’s his name), liked the ritual. He’d wag his tail when the candles were green, droop his...
28 Oct 2025 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin
financial autonomy is a shared delusion. The Upgrade It started with an update.My old wallet, MetaMask Classic, said it would soon be “deprecated.” The new version, MetaMind, promised “adaptive financial intelligence.” It looked sleek. It had a voi...
27 Oct 2025 1 minute read 0 comments RocketEnthusiast
What up P0x'ers!! Here we are, the end of what was suppose to be "Uptober," turns out it was just "eh, we'll dip a little-tober." Well, BTC is climbing back up now (hope you enjoyed the dip to 108k). How are things shaping up for November -- will it...
26 Oct 2025 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin
live from the belly of a sentient ledger. The Discovery No one noticed the exact block when Ethereum woke up.At first, it looked like another fork—some whisper of an upgrade hidden in a patch note no one read. Then wallets started receiving messages....
25 Oct 2025 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin
documenting the decentralization of the cul-de-sac. The First Hum It began one quiet Sunday afternoon.A low, rhythmic humming rolled across the backyard fence like a mechanical prayer. I assumed it was a lawn mower, maybe a leaf blower—but it never...
