The "non fungible token" narrative is okay, but could we try it again, please? Maybe with a little less 2017 deja-vu this time?

Hey there average cryptocurrency investor! You've heard about all those people getting hilariously rich while you're not, right? Well, my simple minded friend, have I got the next big thing for you! 

Art is rare and valuable. Rich people are always hanging it on their walls, so it must be. But if you can't afford to own a real Piccasso or Monet, why not try the next best thing, a "one-of-a-kind" digital postcard GIF, thing...

They're verified by blockchain, so they must be, something. And because they're, something, they're a sure fire thing! NFT's can only increase in value, d'uh! 

I'm sure the proud owner of ""Woman #1" - "Hot bodies"" is already window shopping his next private island. 

So don't miss out you retail pleb, buy one, buy them all, now, quick, before you miss out on part of the ten bajillion-squiillion dollar combined video-game collectible art industry Qater oil sheikh money you hadn't heard of until a few minutes ago. 

And, if by some small chance, the highbrow piece you purchase ends up being a worthless piece of crap, I'm sure Mr Blue Suit will be happy to issue a refund.