Meet Purply! The new resident of the balcony!
Hes a little spiky purple kid with lots of personality... _and by personality I mean he will screw your hands if you touch him_... He can be very defensive! He loves sun and... uh... screwing your hand with his little purple thorns... yeah, basically that!
He likes selfies and did I mention screwing your hand with his thorns? I don't know... he's starting to sound a wee bit sadist... maybe **HE IS SADIST!** ___Maybe all cactus are sadist who enjoys screwing people with their thorns...__
Never thought about that before? 'cause I'm starting to think that's the truth behind them! Think about it, every time you got "impale" by a cactus... maybe, just maybe that was the idea in that evil plant's head all this time!
