Funniest crypto later today - the death of crypto


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It's sunday funday!!! Time to hunt for crypto funnies!! Today? its all about the death of crypto, haibibis!!!  It's very FUNNY!!! Here's clickbait: afaa715b644f3c2a3f5304d026b1142d18ee99b536b46d6edee40072cf91aa9d.png

TLDR: who, we want to know?  Really?  Name ONE!! JUST ONE!!! Noone, some rando who lost 10K. Instead, this clickbaits n switches, to THIS stab!! 68f0e52394a65c49c734c046a74a25f2418855e9090f0fccb58213513a822d34.pngOH, the WSJ says 20 billion came out of CEXs.  NOT AS CASH, mind you just off to self custody, just like CZ done told us all to!!!   That's it!!! AH HA HA HA HA !!!  Not a single defender, and crypto moving as crypto from CEX to unstoppable private custody.   Well, TBF, unless Liz warren can pass her bill to make self custody an unending death by red tape.  

DId we say the press is all talking points on the death of crypto!! HEY that's how we know CRYPTO IS FINE!! & they are scared!!!  The Wash Post says the winter will become an ice age!1  Yeah, or not.  The Guardian says all the Puerto Rican locals hate the happy crypto campers!!! AH ha ha!! 

Hey remember when Sammy bought the Block for 35 million!!! So can we trust their stories now!!?? or are they just providing air cover for Sammy's sins?? It's a funny story in any case - Jan Marzalek stole BILLIONS of plain old cash from plain old German giant stock favorite, Wirecard.  21c88c8ca3118715e76ea4e065236889e38a68825a68d78c7510963accf68594.pngTLDR: story may be true, from a German newspaper. Hard to believe, would supposedly crypto literate Jan Marsalek use forever easily traceable BTC to move his loot?   What no!!!  It's just a Marsalek frame job.  LIke this one ah ha ha ha!! 9c9fe30c26ad1b7e8255dc2fbaaad4a008a080f6dc84a1c53569ddf4ee429aaa.pngTLDR: pretty unfair to Crypto.com.  Or is it?? 

What other funnies!!??? surprise, surprise, Cardano sez XRP is no good.  Is this news??  YES cuz it's NEGGY caadbfb2bcd07b2cebcb8350bfad66751c494cf2756392563a6176dab8dbf1b6.pngHey Cardano says the Ripple community is toxic and petty!!   AH HA HA that sounds, what, how does it sound - LMFAO TOXIC AND PETTY AND REALLY FUNNY !!!!! 

Can't get any funnier than that tonight, but we must go to sleep!! so here is the old fallback, not funny especially, maybe even BORING AR AR AR AR but good news!!!  1ef3323ffb216fb93f17a913934c3eb9d1bc6d56ed7ad36944183291b31ef2f2.pngTLDR: every boring, reassuring fact you can think of. 

We love y'all, take care of yourselves!! 

We gotta pass out please refer a friend!!! 

Peace out, 

Love

Dave

 

 

 

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Dave Sawyer
Dave Sawyer

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